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Disclaimer: this is not my T-shirt, though I am all about the girl power.
我声明：这不是我的T恤，当然我也很支持女力的啦。
Disclaimer: it's not my T-shirt either.
我声明：这也不是我的T恤。
Some nerd left it in the dryer at the laundromat.
是某个书呆忘在洗衣店的
It's mine. Girl power!
那件是我的。女力哦！
No way. No way! Do I smell chocolate chips?
不是吧。不是吧。我闻到的是巧克力碎吗？
And is uncle Andy making pancakes?
是安迪叔叔在做煎饼吗？
You do, and I am.
你没闻错，我也做了。
Dude, I don't know you, but chocolate chip pancakes are the balls.
兄台，虽然我不认识你，但是巧克力碎煎饼超屌啊。
How did you two sleep?
你们俩睡得如何？
Did we sleep?
哪有时间睡呀？
Great! So what's gonna happen now?
很好！那接下来会如何呢？
I meant today, at the shop, our big first day in business!
我是说今天店里的事，我们隆重开业的首日呢！
You thought I was talking about you two?
你们以为我是在说你们的关系吗？
Plbbt! I don't care about you two. Plbbt! Nobody cares about you two.
噗！我才懒得管你们俩。噗！谁有空管你们俩啊。
Well, first, we have to clean the party mess up.
首先，我们得先清理昨晚派对的垃圾。
Andy and I did it last night when you didn't come back.
昨晚我跟安迪打扫完了在你不知去何处鬼混的时候。
Um, can someone here mellow out and put some pancakes in her pancake hole?
某人是不是该放轻松点，塞点煎饼进她的"煎饼洞"里啊？
No, Caroline, I get it. It's been a rocky ride for Max and me.
没事，卡洛琳，我明白。我跟麦克斯一路以来的情路不顺。
See, when we met, I had a girlfriend.
我跟她刚认识时我有个女朋友。
Which he never told her about, and... And keep eating.
但他从来没告诉过她，然后...然后接着吃啊。
And because of that, Max and I never really got together,
因为这样，我和麦克斯没有真正在一起过，
and then that girl and I broke up, and by the time I saw Max again, I was... Engaged to be married?
而我也跟那女人分手了，后来再见到麦克斯时，我...订了婚准备结婚？
Yeah, yeah, I was gonna get married.
是的，我当时准备结婚了。
Wait, to that same girlfriend?
等等，是跟之前那女朋友吗？
Different one. Different one.
不是的。另外一个。
Yeah, but that didn't work out either, and I've had a couple girlfriends since... Oh! Only a couple!
但那事后来也没成，之后我也再交过几个女朋友...哟！还"几个"呢！
Yeah, none of them seemed to work out. None of them are Max.
是啊，但是跟她们也一个都没成。她们都取代不了麦克斯。
Hey, save me a pancake. It looks like Caroline has plans to eat them all.
帮我留一个煎饼。卡洛琳好像想把它们统统吃光。
