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This past weekend, Midtown's academic decathlon team defeated the country's best
这周末中城高中学术竞赛队 击败了国内翘楚
to win the national championship
赢下了全国冠军
Later that day, they also defeated death
当天晚些时候他们还战胜了死神
Explosion. Sally scream. Flash scream. Everybody scream
爆炸 莎莉叫 弗拉士叫 大家都叫
There were purple lasers and smoke everywhere
到处是紫激光 还有烟
It was tight, like a Bon Jovi concert
太紧张就像邦·乔维演唱会
As you know, we made it out alive
大家知道我们活下来了
and that's the important thing
这才是最重要的
I couldn't bear to lose a student on a school trip
我可受不了在学校出行期间有学生出事
Not again
不能再来一次了
Thankfully no one was seriously injured
幸好没人受重伤
thanks to the Spiderman
这要多谢蜘蛛侠
Thank you, Spiderman. Thank you, Spiderman
谢谢你 蜘蛛侠 谢谢你 蜘蛛侠
Up next. The Spiderman mania is sweeping the school
接下来 蜘蛛侠热横扫全校
How can you show your spider spirit?
你要如何展现你的蜘蛛精神
Dude, dude, dude, dude, dude
哥们
What is it like being famous when nobody knows it's you?
这么出名可大家又都不知道是你是个什么感觉
Crazy. Dude, It's crazy
好疯狂 哥们 真疯狂
Should we tell everyone? No
我们要不要告诉大家 不行
Should I tell everyone? No, dude. That's not a good idea
我要不要告诉大家 不行 哥们 那可不好
Okay, come on, we'll be late to class
好吧 走 我们上课要迟了
I'm not going to class
我不去上课了
You're already in so much trouble for ditching us at the decathlon
你在竞赛时抛弃了我们已经闯大祸了
Dude, listen, I figured it out
哥们 听着 我想明白了
The wingsuit guy is stealing from Damage Control
翅膀男在偷损害控制部门的东西
What he takes from Damage Control
他把从损害控制部门偷的东西
that's how he builds the weapons
做成武器
So all I gotta do is catch him
我只需要抓到他
But we have a Spanish quiz
但我们还有西班牙语测试呢
Ned, I'm probably never gonna come back here
内德我可能再也不回来了
Mr Stark is moving the Avengers upstate, so when I bring this guy in…
斯塔克先生要把复仇者迁到州北 等我抓到这人
Dude, you want to be a high school dropout?
哥们 你想高中辍学吗
I am so far beyond high school right now
高中现在根本罩不住我了
Parker, my office
帕克 去我办公室
