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Do Avengers have to pay taxes?
复仇者还要缴税吗
What does Hulk smell like?
绿巨人什么味儿
I bet he smells nice. You have to shut up
肯定香香的 闭嘴吧
Is Captain America cool or is he like a mean old grandpa?
美国队长人挺好吗还是坏脾气老头那种
Ned, just shh, okay?
内德别说了好吗
Can I be your guy in the chair?
我能做你的技术支援吗
What?
什么
Yeah. You know how there's a guy, with a headset telling the other guy where to go?
就是 那个戴着耳机指挥另一个人行动的人
Like, if you ever stuck in a burning building
比如如果你困在了火场里
I could tell you where to go because there'd be screens around me and I could swivel around them because I could be your guy in the chair
我可以告诉你该去哪 我可以在一堆屏幕之间周旋 我可以做你的技术支援
Ned, I don't need a guy in the chair
内德 我不需要技术支援
Looking good, Parker
不错 帕克
Now see for me, it would be f Thor, marry Iron Man and kill Hulk
要是我呢 就是上托尔 嫁钢铁侠 杀绿巨人
Well, what about the Spiderman?
那蜘蛛大侠呢
It's just Spiderman
就是个小侠而已啊
Did you guys see that bank security cam on YouTube?
你们在油管上看到银行的监控录像了吗
He fought off four guys
他打退了四个人
Oh my god, she's crushing on Spiderman
天呐 她喜欢上蜘蛛侠了
No way
不会吧
Kind of. Oh, gross
有点吧 恶心
He's probably like 30
他可能都30岁了
You don't know what he looks like
你都不知道他长什么样
What if he's seriously burned?
要是他严重烧伤了呢
I wouldn't care I'd still love him for the person he is inside
我不会在乎我还是会爱他的为人
Peter knows Spiderman
彼得认识蜘蛛侠
No, I don't. No, I, I mean
不 我 不 不
