Look at this place! Am I being too loud?
这里真棒 我是不是太吵了
Hi! Oh, my gosh!
嗨 老天
Sorry, I always do that
抱歉 我不是故意吓你的
How about a warning next time?
下次先提醒一下行吗
You're so right and I am so wrong
你说得对 是我的错
Welcome to the Phantom Zone, bad guy
欢迎你来到幽灵区 坏蛋
Yeah, bad guy
没错 我是坏蛋
My name is Phyllis. Oh, that was my grandma's name
我叫菲利斯 我奶奶也叫菲利斯
Now hold still while I scan you
现在站着别动 我给你扫描
Scanning for badness
扫描邪恶程度
Trying to assess whether you are bad
我要评估你的邪恶级别
Ugh! Your whole thing screams "bad guy"
各项指标都显示你是坏蛋
Oh, yeah, I'm a really bad person
没错 我是个十足的大坏蛋
But with vulnerabilities
但是你也有弱点
Who me? No way
我有弱点 不可能
So where do you keep all the other bad people in this place?
我说 问一下被送到你们这里的其他坏蛋呢
They're standing right behind you
就在你的身后
Hi there, guys
你们好 伙计们
Lovely to meet you all, I'm the
很高兴认识你们 我是
Oh, fist bump? There we. Handshake?
哦 碰拳 还是握手
It doesn't matter, I'm the Joker
无所谓了 我是小丑