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All you women want is someone to treat you like trash.
你们女人都只想要一个毫不在乎你的男人
This is not about me. It's all about you.
我又不是这样，你就是这样
You got a good guy in billy.
你有一个很好的做警察的男票
He loves you and he wants to treat you right,
他很爱你，想要好好对你
but you got to come sniffing around me.
但是你却在围着我转
Alison's got good guy Billy.
艾莉森已经有比利这么好的男票了
Why's she sniffing around Jake?
她为什么还要缠着杰克
The dental work in LA is just tops.
洛杉矶的牙科绝对是最顶尖的
I should've gone to Loyola Marymount when I had the chance.
有机会我一定要到洛约拉马利蒙特大学去一趟
It's the hotdogger!
就是这个热狗
I love "Melrose Place".
我喜欢“飞跃情海”
Thanks for inviting Honey and me
谢谢你邀请我和蜜蜜
to watch with you flock of swans.
和小伙伴们一起看电视
I'm surprised you showed up, Honey.
没想到你会过来啊，蜜蜜
I didn't think you liked this show.
我以为你不喜欢这个电视剧呢
I don't, but I'm always happy to spend time at Jessica's house,
我并不喜欢，但是我很喜欢来杰西卡家陪她
where I feel welcome.
因为在这儿我觉得自己很受欢迎
Unlike your house, Deidre.
不像在你家，黛德丽
Deidre, your hair always looks so amazing.
黛德丽，你的头发总是看起来棒极了
How do you get it so shiny all the time?
你是怎么做到让它一直如此闪亮的
Oh, you girls know my trick.
菇凉们，你们懂我的小秘诀
Olive oil.
橄榄油
My hair still feels like straw,
我的头发还是像干草一样
and I've been sleeping with olive oil in it
而且这一年来，我每天晚上睡觉
every night for a year.
头发上都会抹橄榄油
Harvey doesn't mind that? Oh, he minds.
哈维不介意么？他？他当然介意
He started sleeping in the guest room.
所以他开始搬到客房睡了
Says it's cause of the oily pillows,
说是嫌枕头太油
But what if there's somebody else?
但是如果是他在外边有人了，怎么办
Oh, Carol Joan, you're imagining things.
啊，卡罗尔·琼，你在胡思乱想了
Too bad Marvin's ex-wife wasn't.
真可惜马文的前妻没有这样想
Okay.
好吧
Shh! "Next week on 'Melrose Place'" is coming on.
安静！“飞跃情海”的下集预告来了
Where is "Next week on 'Melrose Place'"?
“飞跃情海”的下集预告去哪儿了
Oh, that was the finale.
哦，刚刚那集就是季终集啊
What does that mean? The season finale?
你说啥？这一季的最终集么
It's the last episode of the show
这是这一季的最后一集
until the new season starts in September.
新的一季九月份才开始播
So they just take summers off?
所以他们去过暑假了
Well, they do make 32 episodes a year.
港真，他们一年确实要拍32集呢
But there's 52 weeks in a year!
但是一年有52周啊
Not even teachers take 20 weeks of vacation!
甚至连老师都不会休一个20周的假期啊
Teachers!
老师啊
I went to Pepperdine.
我上过佩珀代因大学
I was a zeta.
我是一个作曲家
All zetas are trash.
所有的作曲家都是辣鸡
Knock, knock. You ready to go?
咚，咚，你准备好出发了么
I can't believe "Melrose place" is just over, Honey.
我不能相信“飞跃情海”就这样结束了蜜蜜
What am I supposed to do now?
我应该要做些什么呢
It was only on for an hour a week.
1周也只播出1个小时啊
Is an hour of joy not enough joy?
1个小时的欢乐时光还不够吗
Come on.
别介
Let's go for a jog around the neighborhood.
我们在小区里慢跑一会儿
We'll get your endorphins flowing.
让你体内的小宇宙燃烧起来
Being out in our boring neighborhood
要出门在这无聊的小区跑步
is just gonna remind me how much better "Melrose place" was.
只会让我想起“飞跃情海”是一部多么棒的电视剧
There's no drama here.
这里没有狗血
No twists, no dark secrets revealed.
没有纠缠，没有人揭露黑暗的秘密
No unlikely alliances.
没有看上去不可能的联盟
No betrayals between friends.
没有朋友间的背叛
No quick head turns followed by...
没有一瞬间的回眸以及之后的...
What did I do with my life
在黛德丽把这部戏介绍给我之前
before Deidre introduced me to this show?
我都在做些什么
How can you hang out with that awful woman?
你为什么要跟那个恶心的女人玩一块儿啊
She's not genuine.
她做人很假耶
Plus she refuses to forgive me
另外，她一直怪我
for breaking up Marvin and his ex-wife.
我让马文和他的前妻离婚这件事
Because that was all my fault, right?
因为那全都是我的错，呵呵
Wasn't her cocaine addiction or the fact
难道不是因为她可卡因上瘾或者是
that she identified as asexual during the last census.
因为上次调查发现她性冷淡这个事实吗
Aww, you look so handsome, Evan.
你看起来真英俊，埃文
Got to look sharp for today's HOA meeting.
为了今天的HOA会议，我要看起来精明一些
We're voting on the cow mailbox
我们要为一个奶牛箱投票
Lisa wants to put up in front of her house.
莉萨想把它放到她们家门前
Love cows. Me too.
我喜欢奶牛，我也是
It's so funny. She calls it a moo-box.
真好笑，她把那个叫做哞哞箱
Do you think Evan will be more of a billy
你觉得埃文会更像一个警察
or Dr. Michael Mancini?
还是迈克尔·曼西尼博士
You need a distraction to take your mind off of this show.
你得分散下注意力了，别老想着那个剧
Like what?
举个例子
We're getting a pool!
我们要有一个游泳池了
Yes! Awesome! What?
太好了！太棒了！什么
Honey gave me the idea.
蜜蜜给了我灵感
They have one on "Melrose place,"
“飞跃情海”里面就有一个泳池
and they never get bored.
所以他们永远都不会感到无聊
This will give us something to do all summer
游泳池会让我们整个暑假都有事情做
till the show comes back.
直到电视剧回归
This is gonna be ill.
这太疯狂了
Me under a waterfall,
我在一个瀑布底下
cute broads doing cannonballs.
可爱的女孩子们游来游去
Giggling.
咯咯地笑
An above-ground pool?
一个地上泳池
Where's the grotto at?!
我们要挖的坑在哪里
Hey, a pool's a pool.
好了，有一个泳池就好了
Why can't you be more like Emery?
你为什么不能更像埃默里一点
Calm and idyllic, like the waters of a swimbowl pro 800.
冷静而平和，这就像是泳池的pro800版本
I love it. Boys, swimwear. Go!
我喜欢，小伙子们，泳衣，走吧
But the giggling.
但是那些咯咯的笑声
The hell? What...Is...This?
什么鬼？这，是，什，么
This was not approved by the HOA.
HOA还没有同意这件事情
Don't you want a pool?
你不想要个游泳池么
Of course I want a pool.
我当然想要
So what's the problem?
所以有什么问题呢
Um, the law.
嗯...法律啊
The HOA bylaws state that we have to vote
HOA地方法规规定我们必须对一切
on all visible property changes.
可见的地产变化进行投票
I don't need somebody's permission
我不需要任何人的允许
to put a pool on my own property.
来在我自家的院子里放一个泳池
They'll fine you $35 a day.
他们会每天收取35刀的罚款
$35 a day?!
每天35刀
That's like a suite at the Hyatt!
那跟凯悦酒店的套房一样贵了
Fine.
好吧
We'll vote on the pool at the next HOA meeting.
下次开会我们就讨论这泳池的事情
$35 a day.
35美元一天
That kind of money,
这钱
I could've flown to see oprah speak in biloxi.
我都可以飞去比洛克西看奥普拉脱口秀了
He's really having fun.
他真的很享受啊
He's a good dad.
他是一个好爸爸
Whoo-hoo-hoo! Handstand!
啊！啊，啊，倒立
Okay, now you two have a breath-holding contest.
好啦，现在你们两个，来一场憋气比赛
I'll judge. Damn!
我作裁判，天哪！
That is a nice vest he's wearing.
他穿的马甲太帅了
Huh. Wonder where he got that vest.
好想知道他是在哪儿买的
I bet he got it at structure.
我赌他是在超市里买的
Every time I see that store, I want to go inside it.
每次看到那店，我都想进去看看
Why don't I ever go inside it?
为什么我就没进去过呢
Can I pull off a vest like that?
我穿上那件背心能好看吗
I won! You cheated!
我赢了！你作弊了！
Dad, you saw him, right?
爸爸，你是看见的，对吧
He came up for air twice!
他换了2次气
Weren't you watching?
你没在看么
Uh, no, I wasn't.
额，我没有
Eddie! Dude.
埃迪，这家伙
Structure's open till 9:00, right?
商场开到9点，是不
But Deidre, the bylaws say
可是黛德丽，附则里说
Nothing against the hilarious moo-box.
没有什么能比哞哞盒更有意思了
You raise the udders up for outgoing mail.
你要是寄信，那个牛的乳房就会变大啊
We seek to enforce the spirit of the bylaws in this hoa,
我们应该贯彻这个会议里附则的精神
So I'm sorry, Lisa, but my veto against your mailbox stands.
所以，不好意思，莉萨，我投反对票
thank you for trying.
还是谢谢你的努力
Moving on to new business, I suppose.
那继续下一项吧
Thank you!
谢谢
Thank you for having me.
谢谢你们让我来这
Would love the recipe for those meatballs.
你们会想知道肉丸子的做法吗
Oh, 1 cup diced onion... written down.
恩，1勺切碎的洋葱...闭嘴写
I'm here because of my new above-ground pool.
我在这儿是因为新泳池
I think that... girl, it's okay.
我认为...亲爱的，好了
We're ready to get votes on that.
我们会投票的
Yes. Deidre.
好咧，黛德丽
My girl.
我的宝宝
All in favor of the Huangs' pool?
大家都同意黄姓一家的游泳池吗
All opposed?
都反对
Carol-joan?
卡罗尔·琼
Amanda? Meatball? Deidre?
阿曼达？肉丸子？黛德丽？
Sorry, girl.
对不起，亲爱的
Above-ground pools are a real tack-fest.
地面泳池的粘性真的不好
Well, not mine. Mine has faux wood paneling.
拜托，我的很好，我是用仿木材料的
I can't believe Deidre
我真的不敢相信
made everybody vote against my pool!
黛德丽竟然让所有人反对我的泳池
She's not a genuine person.
她本来就不是一个大方的人
This is what I've been telling you.
我不是一直有跟你说嘛
The worst part about Deidre
黛德丽最不好的地方就是
is she is so quick to judge other people.
她很快就批判其他人
Personally, I think she has
港真，我觉得她自己也有
a few judge-worthy secrets of her own.
一些会让人指指点点的秘密
What secrets?
什么秘密
We shouldn't be out here in the dark.
我们真不该这么晚在外面
Alligators roam at night.
鳄鱼都是在晚上出来的
What was that?
什么东西
Shh. It's just a sprinkler.
安静，就是一个喷水器
i knew it.
我就，知道
Jessica, look. Who is that?
杰西卡，看，他是谁
Oh, my god.
天哪
How could Deidre do that to Carol-joan?
黛德丽怎么可以这么对卡罗尔·琼呢
She's her best friend.
她可是她最好的朋友
This is such a betrayal.
这就是背叛
We have to tell her.
我们要去告诉她
But we need proof or she'll never believe us.
但我们要有证据，不然她肯定不会相信
Marvin takes this on safari.
马文在网上买的这个
Your mom is doing some sort of fun investigation with honey,
你妈妈正和赫尼做一些有趣的调查呢
So I swung by the mall
所以我就去商店逛了逛
And picked us up some dinner from wolfgangchang's.
还带了晚饭回来
How can you act so normal after what happened today?
今天发生这样的事情，你怎么还可以这么淡定
I've never seen Emery so mad.
我从没见过埃默里这么生气
Emery's had tantrums like that before.
他以前也会这样突然生气
No, he hasn't.
不，他没有
I once kicked him in the jumbles,
我有一次不小心踢到他蛋蛋
And he just said, "Oh, well."
他也就说句“没事，挺好的”
He's always had a hard time expressing negative emotion.
他不擅长表达自己的不满情绪
You were too young to remember, but when he was little,
你太小了所以不记得，他小的时候
Emery would let stuff build and build
埃默里总是忍着，一点点积累
And then explode at the smallest thing.
然后因为一件很小的事爆发
And after it was over,
等到事情结束
He'd just go back to being his regular self.
他又变回原来的他
Hey, guys. What's for dinner?
嘿，孩子，晚饭吃什么
Oh, coming right up.
过来看看
Hey, what happened, dude?
嘿，兄弟，到底咋回事
You had a full-on meltdown in the pool.
你在泳池里一副很崩溃的样子
yeah. I guess I did.
好吧，我好像是有这样
You got to start being more open with your feelings
你要尝试多吐露心声
So you don't have outbursts like that.
这样就不会突然爆发出来了
What do you mean?
什么意思
If something frustrates you, just say it.
如果你很难过，就直说
Like what do you really think
就比如你认为
About this wolfgangchang's whack-ass chinese food?
超市难吃要死的中国菜到底怎么样？
I guess it's kind of weird there's pepperoni in the shumai.
我觉得烧卖里夹着香肠挺怪的
Yes! Super weird!
对，超级奇怪
And how about how Evan always takes your blanket
那埃文总是在半夜
in the middle of the night?
抢了你的毯子，你怎么看
That is selfish of him.
他太自私了
He has enough blankets.
他的毯子已经够多了
He has a million.
他是有超多毯子
Okay, now say something you've been holding in about me.
好吧，现在你来讲讲对我的不满
I guess I think you're kind of a cheater.
我觉得你就是个骗子
You cheated in that breath-holding contest.
你在憋气比赛里作弊了
I did. I did cheat.
是的，我是作弊了
And you know what else?
但是你造吗
You wouldn't have been able to cheat
你根本就没机会作弊
if dad had been paying attention
如果爸爸集中注意力的话
When he's supposed to be judging our contest.
当他做裁判的时候
Who's ready for some general tso's coleslaw?
谁想来点曹氏卷心菜
You're too old for that vest.
你太老啦，不适合穿这件背心
Are you a football player at a post-game press conference?
你是一个参加赛后记者会的足球运动员吗
No. Then take it off!
不是，脱了它
Thanks, Eddie. I feel good.
谢谢，埃迪，这感觉也是极好的
Thanks for dinner, dad.
谢谢你的晚餐，爸爸
I just can't believe Deidre would do this to me.
我不敢相信黛德丽会这么对我
I mean, all these years, I thought she was my friend.
这么多年来，我一直以为我们是朋友
But this entire time right under my nose,
但是从头到尾，就在我眼皮底下
She's been wearing a wig.
她一直戴着假发
That's right. Deidre wears a wig.
没错，黛德丽戴了一坨假发
A wig of lies.
一坨谎言
You can thank Honey. She had a hunch.
你应该谢谢蜜蜜，她预感到了
You don't spend four months doing makeup
任何人为聋剧“星光列车”做了
For the all-deaf cast of "Starlight express"
四个月的化妆以后
And not know a wig when you see one.
都能一眼认出假发的
All I ever wanted was shiny hair like hers.
一直以来我想要的都是一头像她那样漂亮的头发
Do you know how much money I have spent on olive oil?
你知道我在橄榄油上花了多少钱吗
I have adult acne around my hairline.
我的发际线周围都有痘印了
You know what?
你知道吗
I am not covering for her anymore.
我不会再为她打掩护了
What do you mean?
什么意思
The wig isn't the only thing she's hiding.
她不只隐瞒了假发这一件事
Settle, girls. Settle.
坐下，姑娘们，坐下
Carol Joan, the floor is yours.
卡萝儿，琼，请你发言吧
Yes, Carol Joan.
对啊，卡萝儿，琼
Do tell us why you dragged everyone to my house
说说为什么把大家都拉到我家
For this last-minute mystery meeting.
参加这个到现在都一头雾水的会议
Oh, my pleasure, Deidre.
噢，荣幸之至，黛德丽
That's my backyard. So what?
这是我家后院，又怎样
Oh. Let's go a little closer, shall we?
那我们再靠近一点，怎么样?
What is that?
那是什么
Jessica, Honey.
杰西卡，蜜蜜
Mojito? Mojito?
莫吉托，莫吉托
Mojito? Mojito?
莫吉托，莫吉托
Mockito? Mojito?
莫吉托？莫吉托
Okay, this is silly. Everybody out!
好吧，这太蠢了，所有人都出去
I hope you're all enjoying the mojitos I made
希望大家喜欢我调的莫吉托鸡尾酒
with the fresh mint
用的是从黛德丽的非法药草园里采来的
From Deidre's illegal herb garden!
新鲜薄荷哦
Herb gardens aren't permitted in this neighborhood.
这个社区不允许有药草园
Any resident found in possession of one
任何拥有药草园的居民，一经发现
Must be immediately expelled from the hoa.
都要立刻被驱逐出去
Come on, girls, be reasonable.
得了吧，姑娘们，理智一点
It's just a silly herb garden.
不过是个无聊的药草园罢了
And mine was just a silly cow mailbox.
那我的也只是一个无聊的奶牛邮箱咯
I call for a new vote on old business.
那我们重新投一次票吧
All those in favor of cow mailboxes
有谁支持建奶牛邮箱
And above-ground pools?
和地上泳池的
Yes!
太棒了
Oh, and Deidre wears a wig.
额，黛德丽还戴着假发
We knew that.
早知道了
Jessica doesn't suspect a thing.
杰西卡一点也没有怀疑
I don't want to get in trouble.
我可不想惹麻烦
You won't.
你不会的
Our plan worked perfectly.
我们的计划进行的太完美了
Your mom doesn't know I planted the idea of a pool in her head,
你妈妈不知道我是故意把泳池的想法塞到她脑子里的
knowing it would turn Deidre against her
这样黛德丽就会反对她
and lead to her downfall.
让她下台
poor Deidre.
可怜的黛德丽
All alone.
孤零零的
The whole neighborhood shunning her.
整个社区都躲着她
Let's see how she likes it.
看她喜不喜欢这种感觉
She'll never disrespect the hoa bylaws again.
她再也不会违法HOA制度了
I have to say I was surprised
不得不说，我有点惊讶
You wanted to take down Deidre, too.
你竟然也想让黛德丽下台
I thought you were friends.
我还以为你们是朋友呢
We power walk together, sure,
我们是一起竞走，没错
But I can't be friends with someone
但是我不会和某个
Who puts their own needs above the association.
把自己利益置于社区之上的人做朋友
Whoa! You two are pulling the strings?
喔，你们两个在暗中捣鬼
What an unlikely alliance.
意想不到的联盟啊
Hot dog! Didn't see that one coming.
哈哈，没想到啊
Yo. You really hurt dad's feelings.
你太伤爸爸的心了
What are you talking about?
说什么呢
You told him he was too old
你说他太老了
For that button-up tank top he got.
不适合穿那件系扣的背心
He really loved that thing.
他真的很喜欢那件衣服
You told me to do it.
是你让我这么做的
I said express your frustrations,
我是让你把苦恼说出来
Not ruin a man's life.
不是毁掉别人的生活
I was better off before.
我以前好多了
At least when I kept things in, I wasn't hurting anyone.
至少我沉默的时候，不会伤害别人
I feel terrible.
我感觉糟透了
Emery, wait.
埃默里，等一下
Who's that bear from "The Jungle Book"?
“森林王子”里那头熊叫什么来着
Baloo? Yeah. Baloo.
巴洛，没错，巴洛
Bond girl.
邦女郎
Hello, Jessica.
你好，杰西卡
Deidre?
黛德丽
How long have you been standing there?
你站在这多久啦
20, 30 minutes.
20 30分钟
Why are you wearing a black wig?
你干嘛要戴黑色的假发
Well, since Carol Joan told everyone I wear one,
自从卡萝儿，琼告诉所有人我戴了假发
I figured, why not change things up?
我就想，为什么不改变一下呢
Deidre, accept it. You lost.
黛德丽，承认吧，你输了
You're not a member of the HOA anymore
你已经不是HOA的成员了
And I get to keep my pool.
我也可以保留我的泳池
Oh, poor Jessica.
可怜的杰西卡
Poor, poor Jessica.
可怜，可怜的杰西卡
Poor, poor, poor, poor...
可怜，可怜，可怜，可怜...
Sorry, I lost my train of thought.
不好意思，我思路断了
What was I saying?
我说到哪了
Oh, yes.
对了，我想起来了
Poor Jessica.
可怜的杰西卡
You have no idea.
你什么都不知道
No idea about what?
知道什么
You're getting played.
你被耍了
I'm sorry, dad.
对不起，爸爸
I didn't mean to hurt your feelings.
我不是故意伤你心的
It's okay, son. I know you weren't trying to.
没事，儿子，我知道你不是故意的
Don't worry. I'm never gonna open up like that again.
别担心，我再也不会那样直接了
I always want you to feel like you can be open with me,
我一直想让你知道，你可以对我敞开心扉
Whether I like what you're saying or not.
不管我喜欢不喜欢你说的
Although I'm surprised you got so upset
但我还真没料到
In the pool in the first place.
你当时在泳池会那么激动
It's been a long time since you had one of your outbursts.
你的小宇宙好久都没爆发了
Oh, yeah. Because I have my jars.
是啊，因为我有罐子
My scream jars.
我的尖叫罐
Go on.
所以呢
Whenever I feel angry,
每当我愤怒
I just come up to my room
我就到房间里来
And scream into one of these jars. Like this.
对着罐子里头叫，像这样
I usually have one with me at all times,
我通常随身携带一个
But my travel jar couldn't fit in the pocket of my swim trunks.
但泳裤里塞不进我的旅行罐
son, I'm gonna level with you.
儿子，我不想骗你，港真
This is...strange.
这个，太奇葩了
Like, I-don't-want-to-tell-your-mother strange.
一种我不想让你妈知道的奇葩
Let's come up with a better way to channel your energies,
让我们想个更好的方法来释放你的洪荒之力
A way we're okay with other people knowing about.
一种能让常人可以理解的方式
Mm-hmm.
好啊
That was fun.
这个有意思
Hey. I'm here for the pool party.
我来参加泳池派对啦
I brought crab dip.
我带了蟹糕
I know. I know you've both been playing me.
我知道，我知道你们俩在耍我
There is no "Pool party."
没泳池派对这回事儿了
How did you find out?
你怎么知道的
Here's a fun twist. Deidre told me.
奇妙的是，黛德丽告诉我的
I was about to go for a swim when Deidre stopped by.
我正准备出门游泳的时候，黛德丽刚好在门口
She looked fantastic.
她美极了
Cannot get her out of my head.
存在我深深的脑海里挥之不去
She told me she'd been handling the HOA rejection well,
她说她正努力接受被逐出HOA这件事
Until she noticed she was out of kitty litter.
直到她发现猫砂没了
Always calm in a crisis,
一向的临危不乱的她
Deidre reached for some scrap paper
冒着沾上猫屎的危险
She didn't mind getting cat poop on.
黛德丽打算用废纸代替猫砂
That's when she saw it.
就在那时她看到了
Meow.
喵
Herb gardens installed before august 1988
药草园在1988年八月前就有了
Are grandfathered in,
并被保留至今
And therefore permitted under hoa bylaws.
因此是被HOA规则允许的
Deidre's was planted in '87,
黛德丽的在1987年就种上了
But you already knew that, didn't you
这些你是知道的，不是吗
Evan? Let him go!
埃文？别管他
He's afraid to cross the street by himself.
他一个人不敢过马路
This whole time I thought
这段时间我以为
I was the queen controlling the chess board.
我是掌控大局的女王
Turns out I was just a pawn in your little game.
到头我只是你游戏中的一颗棋子
I am so sorry, Jessica.
真的对不起杰西卡
For what? This was amazing!
道什么欠，这个太好玩了
It was like real-life "Melrose place,"
就像现实版的《飞跃情海》
But even better because I was in it.
这比电视剧还有趣，因为我也在里面
"Jessica place."
回到杰西卡的角色
Tell me why you did it so I can be shocked.
用一个让我震惊的理由告诉我你为什么那么做
I couldn't stand that you were friends with Deidre.
我受不了你跟黛德丽成为朋友
I've seen what those women have to say when I'm in the room,
我在场的时候那些女人都会说我坏话
And I can't imagine what they say when I'm not.
我根本无法想象在我背后她们会说些什么
I didn't want them to turn you against me.
我不想因为她们你跟我反目
This neighborhood was unbearable for me before you got here
你来之前我跟这些邻居都相处不来
And I don't want to lose you.
我不想失去你
Honey, I promise you, that will never happen.
蜜蜜，我保证，那是不可能发生的
I got your back, girl.
我挺你，亲爱的
It was all honey's idea.
这都是蜜蜜的主意
Absolutely anytime.
随时都可以
I'm sorry I lied about the olive oil.
对不起我在橄榄油那件事上对你说谎了
You always admired my hair so much,
你一直很羡慕我的头发
I had a hard time telling you it was a wig.
我不好意思告诉你这是假发
It's a really good wig.
这个假发很不错
What are you doing here?
你来干嘛
You don't come to these meetings.
你都不参加这种会议的
I've always wanted to take a more active role in the community,
我一直都想在社区内做个积极分子
But I never have because of you.
但因为你我没做到
I'm not gonna let you make me feel uncomfortable anymore.
我不会感觉到不舒服了
You know, I get why you did what you did to me.
我知道你为什么那样对我
Out of loyalty to your friend.
因为对朋友的忠诚
Same reason I'm so bitchy to you.
跟我对你这么坏的原因一样
For Sarah.
我是为了萨拉
Who is Sarah?
谁是萨拉来着
Marvin's ex-wife. My best friend.
马文的前妻，我的好朋友
Oh, right. Deidre...
哦，好，黛德丽
Evan has something he'd like to tell you.
埃文有话对你说
I'm sorry I got you expelled from the HOA.
对不起我让你被逐出HOA了
Thank you, Evan.
谢谢你埃文
Can we keep our pool?
能留着我们的泳池吗
Probably not.
貌似不行
Can Lisa keep her moo-box? Fine.
丽萨能留着她的哞哞盒吗？好吧
It was all for the moo-box.
一切都只是为了哞哞盒
I love this show.
我喜欢这出戏
Me too. You never know what's coming.
我也是，难以预料的情节
I'm Anne, by the way. Just moved in down the street.
我叫安妮，顺便自我介绍一下，刚搬过来的
Honey! This new one's making her move!
蜜蜜，这个新来的行动了
That's a wig. Wha...?
那是假发，什...
I see now why they don't allow those.
我明白为什么她们不让放泳池了
We just need to find a healthier outlet for your emotions.
我们只是需要找到一个更健康的发泄方式
Thank you. That's exactly what I've been saying.
谢谢，我正是这个意思
Yeah, a few vigorous laps in the pool will...
是的，在泳池里躁起来会...
What happened to the pool?!
泳池呢
The HOA voted against it.
HOA投票否决了
Turns out a lot of people thought it was tacky.
大家都觉得它很俗气
Like that vest you had.
就像你穿的那件背心一样
Do you want me to get you a jar, dad?
爸爸，你要我给你个罐子吗
I know where they are!
我知道在哪儿
