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You're still on that thing?
你还在看吗？
What are you constantly looking at on your computer?
你一直盯着电脑到底看什么呢？
Is that a question you really want people asking around here?
你真的想要家里的人开始问这个问题吗？
Indeed, it is not.
说得对，我不想。
I'm just checking college acceptances.
我只是在看大学录取情况。
I mean, they should be posting them any day.
学校随时可能发通知。
You cannot spend your entire spring break worrying about college admissions.
你不能把整个春假花在等录取通知上吧。
You should go to that -- that music festival thing with Haley.
你应该跟海莉一起去那个音乐节。
Do something fun. Learn to relax a --
找点乐子，学会放松。。
Do we have to keep every remote we have ever owned?
我们所有的遥控器都得留着吗？
Somewhere in a landfill, a laser disc just ejected.
垃圾填埋场的某处刚有个光驱弹了出来。
Uh, I can't bring Alex to the festival because I am going for work to research new fashion trends.
我不能带艾丽克斯去音乐节，因为我是去工作，勘查最新流行趋势。
I need to blend in, you know?
我得和人们打成一片，你知道吗？
Everyone will think she's a cop.
所有人都会以为她是条子。
Well, I could sit here and worry and ruin my day, or I could go with Haley and ruin hers.
我可以坐在这担惊受怕毁掉自己的一天，或者跟海莉一起去毁掉她的一天。
I'll grab my sunscreen.
我去拿我的防晒霜。
Good morning.
早上好。
Hey, Dad.
爸。
I hate to shame you, but Haley woke up before you.
我不想让你难堪，可海莉起得比你早。
Well, Haley didn't run a 10K yesterday to raise awareness for alopecia.
海莉昨天没跑十公里去为秃头症患者争取关注。
What's alopecia?
秃头症是什么？
That is why I run.
这就是我去跑步的原因。
Honey, I could really use your help with spring cleaning today.
亲爱的，今天的春季大扫除真的需要你的帮助。
I got to get all these boxes down to the donation center.
我需要把这些盒子都拿到捐赠中心去。
Wish I could, but I've got work.
我想帮，可是我要工作。
Then Luke and I have got some important trampolining to do.
然后还要和卢克一起跳蹦床。
I just love how equally we divide our responsibilities.
我真喜欢这么平等的分工方式。
Figured we'd do a little father/son bonding since your school trip was canceled.
鉴于你的学校活动取消了，我们该做点父子活动。
You can teach me the Dunphy Tuck.
你可以教我邓菲翻转。
I love your enthusiasm, son, but it's way too dangerous.
我欣赏你的热情，但那太危险了。
One wrong move, and you're eating springs.
一个动作错了，你就可能摔个嘴啃弹簧。
Oh, no, no, those are --
不，那不是...
Is that my banjo?
那是我的班卓琴吗？
When I met this little lady sitting next to me, it was love at first sight.
当我遇见身边这位女士的时候，我们一见钟情。
Yep, I've been noodling around on the ol' flyswatter for a couple of years now.
是的，我已经弹棉花弹了好几年了。
I was inspired by the greats - Scruggs, Kermit.
被伟大前辈们所激励——斯克鲁日，科米特。
It's hard to practice, though, because it gets Claire so hot and bothered.
尽管这玩意练起来很难，因为它会让克莱尔欲火焚身。
