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Hey, how's sheldon doing?
嘿谢尔顿怎么样了
Well, he came out of his room this morning wearing his Darth Vader helmet and trying to chop me to death with the "force"
他早上从他房间出来时带着黑武士头盔想用“能量”砍死我
so I would say "a little better."
所以我觉得他好点了
If I may abruptly change the subject, did you and Penny finally... you know.
请原谅我突然改变我们的话题你最终有没有跟佩妮那样
Howard... Personally, I don't care, but my genitals wanted me to ask.
霍华德 我本人是不关心但是我的小弟弟叫我问你
Well tell your genitals what I do with Penny is none of their business.
告诉你的小弟弟我跟佩妮的进展不关他的事
He says they didn't do it.
他说他们没发生那种事
Sheldon, over here.
谢尔顿 这边
What are you doing?
你在做什么
well, I feel bad for the guy.
他让我感到难受
Sheldon, why are you sitting by yourself?
谢尔顿 你为什么单独坐在那里
Because I am without friends.
因为我没有朋友
Like the proverbial cheese, I stand alone.
我就像德国童谣唱的奶酪一样，独自生存
Evenhile seated.
(德语)独自就座
Come on. We said we we sorry.
拜托 我们向你道歉了
It's going to take more than an "I'm sorry"
你的一句"我很抱歉"
and a storebought apology pie from Penny to make up for what you've done to me.
和从佩妮店里面买的道歉馅饼都不能抵消你们对我犯下的罪行
Hey, Cooper.
嘿 库珀
Read your retraction email.
我看到了你发的收回信
Way to destroy your reputation.
这下你的名誉可毁了
You see?
看到了吧
People have been pointing and laughing at me all morning.
整个早上人们一直指指点点嘲笑我
That's not true.
不光是今天早上
People have been pointing and laughing at you your whole life.
人们一直都在指指点点嘲笑你
All right, I've had enough.
好了 我受够了
Attention, everyone.
各位请注意
I'm Dr. Sheldon Cooper.
我是谢尔顿·库珀博士
As many of you in the physics department might know my career trajectory has taken a minor detour.
正如你们中的许多来自物理系的人所知我的事业轨迹出现了小小的曲折
Off a cliff.
坠下了悬崖
My credibility may have been damaged
我的名誉多少受到了点损坏
Completely wrecked.
彻底损坏了
But I would like to remind you that in science,
但是我想提醒各位的是
there's no such thing as failure.
在科学领域不存在失败
There once was a man who was referred to his prediction of a cosmological constant as the single "biggest blunder" of his career.
曾有一个人因为他对一个宇宙常数的预测而被称为他事业中的最大错误
That man's name was surprise, surprise Albert Einstein.
这个人的名字就是你们猜，你们猜爱因斯坦
Yeah, but research into Dark Energy proved that Einstein's cosmological constant was actually right all along, so you're still surprise, surprise a loser.
但是暗能量的研究证明爱因斯坦的宇宙常数是一直正确的，所以你仍然是一个你们猜，你们猜失败者
Oh, you think you're so clever.
哦，你以为你很聪明
Well, let me just tell you,
但是，让我来告诉你
while I do not currently have a scathing retort,
虽然我现在想不出尖刻的话来反驳你
you check your email periodically for a doozy.
但我想到之后会发邮件给你的
So much for our friendship with Sheldon.
我们和谢尔顿的友谊算是完了
Well, we always have the night the heat went out.
不过暖气停了的那晚将会一直留在我们的记忆中
Hi. Hey.
嗨 嘿
Listen, since we got, you know, interrupted last night, I didn't have a chance to give you this.
以为我们昨天晚上被打断了我没找到机会给你这个
Oh, Leonard, you shouldn't have.
哦，莱纳德，你不用这样的
Oh, boy!
哦，天哪
What is it?
这是什么
It's a snowflake.
一片雪花
From the North Pole.
北极的雪花
Are you serious? Uhhuh.
真的吗？是啊
It'll last forever.
永不变质的
I preserved in a one percent solution of polyvinyl acetal resin.
我把它保存在纯净的 聚乙烯醇缩醛树脂里了
Oh, my God.
天哪
That's the most romantic thing anyone's ever said to me that I didn't understand.
这是我听到但没能理解的话中最浪漫的一句
It's actually a pretty simple process.
其实这个过程挺简单的
You see, cyanoacrylates are monomers which polymerize on
氰基丙烯酸酯这种单质会聚合于
Red alert, Leonard. Sheldon ran away.
红色警报，莱纳德，谢尔顿跑了
Man, I cannot catch a break.
天，我就不能走运一回
So, how do you know he ran way?
你怎么知道他跑了
Well, he's not answering his phone, he handed in his resignation at the university and he sent me a text that said, "I'm running away."
他不接电话向学校提交了辞职报告。他还发短信给我说，“我跑了”
Okay, well, thanks for letting me know.
好吧，谢谢你告诉我
Well, Leonard, aren't you going to do something?
莱纳德，你不要做点什么吗
Of course I'm going to do something.
当然要做了
Uh, Howard, you check the comic book
霍华德，你去漫画书店看看
Raj, go to the Thai restaurant.
拉杰去泰国饭馆看看
I'll stay here with Penny in her apartment.
我跟佩妮呆在她家里
Oh, damn it
我靠
It's Sheldon's mother.
是谢尔顿他妈
A break cannot be caught.
我算是走不了运了
Hi, Mrs. Cooper.
你好，库珀夫人
he is?
是嘛
Sheldon went home to Texas
谢尔顿回得克萨斯州的家了
Yeah, no, I know he resigned.
是的，我知道他辞职了
Yes... I guess it is kind of our fault.
是的，我想是我们的错
No, no, no. Youyou're right. Someone needs to come talk to him.
不不不，你是对的 是要有人跟他谈谈
Don't worry, I'll take care of it.
别担心，我会处理的
Yeah. All right.
好的，好吧
New plan.
新计划
Howard, you and Raj go to Texas. I'll stay here with Penny in her apartment.
霍华德，你和拉杰特去得克萨斯。我跟佩妮呆在她家里
Well, you're not gonna go with them?
你不跟他们一起去吗
Well, you know, I gave you the snowflake and we were kissing and...
我刚刚送给你雪花我们正在接吻
Oh, come on, I don't want to go to Texas!
拜托，我可不想这时候去得克萨斯
Oh, right, and I do. My people already crossed a desert once. We're done.
你以为我想去。我们犹太人已经穿越了一次沙漠了。我们不再干了
Trust me, you'll be fine. See ya.
相信我，你会没事的，再见
Well, wait a second, Leonard, come on, how can you not go? He's your best friend. Yeah, but I already saw him naked.
等一下，莱纳德。你怎么能不去呢，他是你最好的朋友。没错，但他的裸体我已经看过了
I promise I will be he when you get back.
我保证我会等着你回来
Just go help Sheldon.
放心去帮谢尔顿吧
Really?
真的
Yeah. We waited a few months. We can wait a few more days.
是啊，我们已经等了几个月了 再等几天又有何妨
Maybe you can.
你也许能等
Go.
快去
Boy, you cannot catch a break, can you?
天，你算是走不了运了
Here you go, Shelly. Thaks, Mom.
给你，谢利，谢谢，妈
Hold your horses, young man.
等等，年轻人
Here in Texas, we pray before we eat. Aw, Mom.
这里是德克萨斯州，饭前得先祈祷，妈
This is not California, land of the heathen.
又不是在加利福尼亚，都是异教徒
Gimme.
手给我
By His hand we are all... ...fed.
上帝恩赐同胞，汗血
Give us, Lord, our daily... ...bread.
欢喜领受为人，服役
Please know that we are truly... ...grateful.
我们会食同心，感谢
For every cup and every... ...plateful. Amen.
(基督教，谢饭歌) 一粥一饭来处，不易，阿门
Now, that wasn't so hard, was it?
也没什么难的，是吧
My objection was based on considerations other than difficulty.
我拒绝是基于个人意愿而不是难度
Whatever. Jesus still loves you.
不管怎样， 耶稣仍然爱你
Thank you for carving a smiley face in my grilled cheese sandwich.
谢谢你帮我在烤芝士三明治上刻了个笑脸
I know how to take care of my baby.
我知道怎么关心我的宝贝
His eyes cames out a little thin, but you can just pretend he's Chinese.
他的眼睛烤得有点细不过你可以把他假想为中国人
So, do you want to talk about what happened with you and your little friends?
想谈谈你跟你朋友们怎么回事吗
They're not my friends. All right.
他们才不是我朋友，好吧
If you recall, when you were little,
回想一下，你小的时候
we sat right here at this very spot
我们也是就坐在这里
We talked about some of the problems that you had get in along with the neighbor kids.
也是这样谈起你和邻居家孩子们相处上的一些问题
That was different.
那不同
They were threatened by my intelligence and too stupid to know that's why they hated me.
他们是因我的智慧而感受到威胁又蠢得不知道这点，因此才恨我的
Oh baby, they knew very well why they hate you.
宝贝，他们很清楚自己为什么恨你
I can't believe you bought a red cowboy hat.
真不敢相信你还真买了顶红色牛仔帽
Hello? I'm wearing a red turtleneck
配我里面穿的红色高领毛衣啊
Plus, it was the only boys' large they had.
再说，童装大号的只有这个色
I'm sorry, this does not look like Texas. Where's the tumbleweeds? Whe's the saloons?
抱歉，可这真不像德克萨斯。
Saloons?
小酒馆
Yeah, like in the movies I saw growing up in India.
对，像我从小在印度看的电影里那种
You know, uh, Four for Texas, Yellow Rose of Texes.
比如《德州四杰》(1963年老电影)《德克萨斯的黄玫瑰》(民歌)
This neighborhood is more likeTexas Chainsaw
这附近更像是电锯版的德州
I was really hoping to see a cattle drive.
我原指望能看到牛仔赶牛
What can I tell you?
怎么说呢
They probably have steaks on sale at that bigass Costco over there.
那边那家贼大的好市多(连锁超市)，可能会有牛排出售
Will you please take that stupid hat off?
能不能把那顶讨厌的帽子给摘了
No, I want to blend in.
不行，我得入乡随俗
To what? Toy Story?
入什么乡，玩具总动员
Hi, boys. Howdy, ma'am.
你们好，孩子们
Howdy to you too. You got here quick...We took the redeye. Well, come on in.
你好女士(牛仔常用)，你们也好，来得够快的。我们坐长途夜航班机来的，快请进
Thank you kindly.
衷心感谢
Can I... Can I get you something to drink? Uh, no, thank you.
想喝点什么吗？不用了，谢谢
If you don't mind,I got a hankerin' for a Lone Star beer.
不介意的话，我很想见识下孤星啤酒(德州特产)
There's no alcohol in this household.
我们家禁止饮酒
Stop talking like that and lose the hat.
别这么说话(指他学德州口音)，把帽子摘了
Sorry, I'll take a diet YooHoo if you have it.
抱歉，有的话给我杯低糖哟呵(巧克力饮料)
You'll take a Coke.
就给你可乐吧
What about you? Radge, isn't it?
你呢，你叫拉吉(名字搞错了啦)，对吗
Oh, you still having trouble talking to the ladies?
还是不敢跟女的讲话是吧
Because, you know, at our church,
我们教堂里
We have a woman who's an amazing healer.
有位女士，是位了不起的治疗师
Mostly she does, uh, crutch and wheelchair people,
多数时候她都在治疗柱拐杖和坐轮椅的
But I bet she'd be willing to take a shot at whatever Third World demon is running around inside of you.
但我敢打赌，她一定愿意试试帮你治疗不管你中的是什么第三世界的邪
Uh, if you don't mind, Mrs. Cooper, There's a 3:05 nonstop back to Los Angeles and you have no idea how much I want to be on it.
请原谅，库珀夫人三点零五分有班直达返回洛杉矶的航班。你无法想象我有多想搭上这班飞机
A girl?
赶着见女孩子
Uh, yes, ma'am.
是的，女士
Oh, good. I been praying for you.
很好，我一直在为你祈祷
Oh, Sheldon.
谢尔顿
What are they doing here? We came to apologize.
他们来这干嘛？我们是来道歉的
Again. And bring you home.
再次道歉，并带你回去
So, why don't you pack up your stuff and we'll head back
何不快去收拾东西，我们这就回去
No, this is my home now.
不要，现在这里就是我的家
Thanks to you, my career is over. And I will spend the rest of my life here in Texas
拜你们所赐，我的职业生涯完了我的余生只能在德州度过
Trying to teach evolution to creationists.
设法把进化论教给上帝论者们
You watch your mouth, Shelly.
说话注意点，谢利
Everyone's entitled to their opinion.
人人都有表达自己意见的权利
Evolution isn't an opinion, it's fact.
进化论不是种意见，而是事实
And that is your opinion.
这种一家之言，也只是你的意见
I forgive you. Let's go home.
我原谅你们了，我们回家
Don't tell me prey doesn't work.
谁说祈祷没有用
How about that.I finally caught a break.
太好了，总算走运了一回
You know how they say when friends have sex,it can get weird?
都说朋友间发生性关系，会变得很奇怪
Sure.
是啊
Why does it have to get weird?
为什么非得变奇怪
I don't know.
我不知道
I mean, we were friends,and now we're more than friends.
我们一直是朋友，现在又不仅仅是朋友了
We're whatever "this" is.
不管我们现在算什么
But why label it, right? I mean, it is what it is and...
干嘛非得归类，对吧是什么就是什么...
Leonard? Yeah? It's weird. totally.
莱纳德，嗯。我觉得很奇怪，绝对的
