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Monica: Thank you for letting us see the house again.
谢谢你再让我们看看房子。
Chandler: And thank you for explaining to us what escrow means. I've already forgotten what you said, but thank you.
也谢谢你解释“契约”的意思。我已经忘了你说什么。但是，谢谢你。
Realtor: Take as long as you want. Just let me know when you're through.
想待多久就待多久。你们看完之后告诉我。
Monica: Ok, thanks.
好的，谢谢。
Monica: Ah, so glad you decided to come.
很高兴你决定来。
Joey: Me too. Yeah, this place is great. I'm so happy for you guys. Although, you know, I hope you like fungus.
我也是。这地方真好。真为你们高兴。尽管，你们知道，我希望你们会喜欢霉菌。
Chandler: What?
什么？
Joey: Fungus! Yeah. Place is full of it.
霉菌。是啊。它们在任何地方都有。
Monica: No it's not. We had an inspection and they didn't find anything.
不，才不是。我们检查过但没有找到。
Joey: Ok. Then I guess I have dry eyes and a scratchy throat for no reason.
好吧。我想我毫无原因地眼睛干燥喉咙痛。
Monica: Maybe it's because you hung your head out of the window like a dog the whole ride here.
也许是因为你像狗一样把头伸在窗外的缘故，一路上都伸在外面。
Joey: Maybe. So this is the uh living room huh? Ooh, it's pretty dark.
也许。那这是客厅？哦，真暗啊。
Monica: No it's not!
才不是。
Joey: Are you kidding? I think I just saw a bat in the corner!
你在开玩笑？我想我刚才在角落看到只蝙蝠。
Chandler: When your head was hanging out the window, it didn't hit a mailbox, did it?
当你的头伸在窗外的时候，没有撞到信箱吧？
Joey: Maybe. Well, I just think you guys can do better than this house, you know? Or-or any other house for that matter.
也许。我只是觉得你们不买这个房子更好些，或者另一所房子。
Monica: Oh Joey, look, we know you're having a hard time with this, but we really, we love it here.
哦，乔伊我们知道你觉得不好受，但我们，真的喜欢这里。
Joey: FINE, ok, if you love this house so much, then you should just live here, ok? I just hope you get used to that weird humming sound. Hmmm...
好吧。好吧。如果你喜欢这所房子。你就应该住在这里，好吗？我只是希望你们能习惯那种奇怪的声音。
Monica: Joey, we know that's you.
乔伊，我们知道那是你。
Joey: No, hmmm, it's not. Hmmm...
不。不是的。
Mike: Hey.
嘿。
Phoebe: Hey! Welcome back!
嘿！欢迎回来！
Mike: I missed you.
我想你。
Phoebe: Oh, me too!
哦，我也是。
Mike: So, what's new?
有什么新鲜事？
Phoebe: Well, I'm no longer Phoebe Buffay.
我不再是菲比·布菲了。
Mike: That's great! You changed you name?
太棒了。你改名字了？
Phoebe: Yes I did! Meet Princess Consuela Banana Hammock!
是的。见过康斯薇拉·巴娜娜·哈莫克公主！
Mike: You're kidding right?
你在开玩笑？
Phoebe: Nope.
不。
Mike: You really did that?
你真的那么做了？
Phoebe: Yep.
对。
Mike: You...you can't do that.
你不能那么做。
Phoebe: Why? Why? It's fun, it's different, no one else has a name like it.
为什么？为什么？那很好玩，很不同，没有人有那样的名字。
Mike: Alright, then I'm gonna change my name.
好吧。我也要改我的名字。
Phoebe: Great, ok, what're you gonna change it to?
好。你要改成什么？
Mike: Crap Bag.
废物。
Phoebe: Mike Crap Bag?
麦克废物？
Mike: No, no Mike, just...just Crap Bag. First name Crap, last name Bag.
不。没有麦克。不。仅仅是废物。第一个字是废 姓是物。
Phoebe: You're not serious, right?
你不是认真的吧？
Mike: Yeah, I'm serious. It's fun, it's different, no-one else has a name like that!
是，我是认真的。很好玩，那很不同，没有人用这样的名字！
Phoebe: Well, then, great. If you love it, I love it.
好吧。如果你喜欢，我就喜欢。
Mike: I do love it, and I love your name. I love Princess Consuela.
我的确喜欢，我也喜欢你的名字。我喜欢康斯薇拉公主。
Phoebe: And I love Crap.
我喜欢废物。
Girl: Who're you?
你是谁？
Joey: Oh, hi, I'm Joey. My stupid friends are buying this house. Who're you?
哦，嗨，是乔伊。我愚蠢的朋友要买这所房子。你是谁？
Girl: I'm Mackenzie. My stupid parents are selling this house.
我是麦坎西。我愚蠢的父母要卖这所房子。
Joey: Oh.
哦。
Mackenzie: I hate my parents.
我恨我的父母。
Joey: I hate my friends. Alright, look. There's...there's gotta be a way that we can stop this from happening.
我恨我的朋友。好吧，你看。我们能做一些事阻止他们。
Mackenzie: Like what?
比如？
Joey: Uhm...oh! Ok. You come with me, and you tell them that the house is haunted!
好。你跟我来，告诉他们这房子闹鬼。
Mackenzie: What're you? Eight?
你才8岁吗？
Joey: Woah, Ok, let's hear your great idea.
好吧，你有什么好主意。
Mackenzie: I don't have any great ideas. I am eight.
我没有好主意，我才8岁。
Joey: It's gotta be a way. I mean, you know, if Monica and Chandler move out here and now Phoebe is married to Mike. That just leaves me and Ross and Rach, you know what I mean?
一定要想一个办法。莫妮卡和钱德搬走了，菲比和麦克结婚了。只剩我和罗斯和瑞秋，你知道意味着什么吗？
Mackenzie: I really don't.
不太知道。
Joey: What am I gonna do, I feel like I'm losing my friends.
我能作什么，我觉得我要失去我的朋友了。
Mackenzie: My parents say I'm gonna make new friends. Joey: Oh, yeah, sure, easy for you, you're young. Me, I'm set in my ways.
我父母说我能交到新的朋友。 好吧，对你而言很容易。你比我年轻。我，只能自己伤心。
Mackenzie: This is what my mom was talking about. Whiners are wieners. Look, you want your friends to be happy, right?
那就是我妈妈一直说的，哭哭啼啼的人始终哭哭啼啼。好吧，你希望你的朋友开心，是吗？
Joey: Yeah, yeah, I guess. Yeah.
是的。我想是的。
Mackenzie: Well, if moving here is gonna make them happy, don't you want them to do it?
搬到这里来会让他们开心的，你难道不希望他们这样吗？
Joey: Yeah, maybe.
也许。
Mackenzie: Then you gotta let them go.
那你就应该让他们走。
Joey: I hate to admit it, but you're, you're probably right. How did you get to be so smart?
我不想承认这个，但你也许是对的。你怎么这么聪明？
Mackenzie: I read a lot.
我读了很多书。
Joey: Just when I thought we could be friends.
我以为我们能成为朋友呢。
Man: Hey Rach, I just heard. I'm so sorry.
这里，瑞秋。我刚听说。我很抱歉。
Rachel: Oh, thank you...
哦，谢谢...
Man: You still don't know my name, do you?
还是不知道我的名字，是吗？
Rachel: Well, now I don't have to.
现在我不用知道了。
Rachel: Ross, what's taking you so long?
罗斯，你怎么那么慢？
Ross: I'm sorry, it's almost as if this wasn't built for a quick getaway!
抱歉，我得说它的尺寸不适合搬动。
Mark: Rachel?
瑞秋？
Rachel: Mark? Oh my God!
马克？哦，天呐！
Mark: How've you been?
你怎么样？
Rachel: I'm fantastic. You remember Ross?
太好了！你记得罗斯？
Mark: Sure, sure. What's with the chair.
当然，当然。椅子怎么了？
Ross: Uh, you know, you can't always get a seat on the subway, so...
你知道，在地铁上没有座位...
Mark: Clever. So...so how're you?
真聪明。你怎么样？
Rachel: Oh, well, you're not catching me on my best day.
今天对我来说正巧不是好日子。
Mark: Yeah, a box full of your desk stuff doesn't exactly say big promotion.
整箱的你办公桌里的东西似乎不意味着升职。
Rachel: No, but it's good, you know, I'm gonna take some time off and some charity work.
不，但那很好，你知道，我要休息一段时间，做一些慈善工作。
Mark: Are you sure? because we may have something at Louis Vuitton.
你肯定？我想我们路易斯威登（LV）现在需要人手。
Rachel: Well, screw charity work. What've you got?
去他的慈善工作，你们有什么？
Mark: Why don't we have dinner tonight and talk about it?
我们边吃饭边讨论吧？
Rachel: Great!
好！
Mark: Great!
好！
Rachel: I'll call ya!
我给你打电话！
Mark: Okay.
好。
Mark: Nice to see you.
很高兴见到你。
Ross: Yeah! yeah, I got tenure!
是啊！是啊，我得到了续约。
Rachel: Oh my God!
哦，我的天。
Ross: See? I told you something good would come along. And he seemed really nice. I've, I've met him before?
看到没有，我告诉你好事会来的。他看起来真不错，我以前见过他吗？
Rachel: Ross! That's Mark. From Bloomingdales. You were insanely jealous of him.
罗斯！那是马克。布鲁明戴尔的马克。你嫉妒得发狂。
Ross: That is Mark?
那是马克。
Rachel: Yes.
是啊。
Ross: I hate that guy.
我恨他。
Rachel: Oh.
噢。
Ross: No, no, no, you cannot go to dinner with him.
不，不，不。你不能和他吃饭。
Rachel: What? You don't want me to get a job?
什么？你不希望我有这份工作？
Ross: Oh yeah, I'm sure he's gonna give you a job. Maybe make you his "sex-cretary."
当然，我肯定他会给你一份工作。也许让你当他的性伙伴。
Ross: I'm serious. I just don't trust that guy, ok?
我是认真的。我只是不相信他，好吗？
Rachel: Ross, you know what? Ok, let's talk about it later, there comes security.
罗斯，你知道吗？好，我们以后再谈。保安来了。
Monica: Oh, I love this street. The trees, the big front yards, the actual picket fences.
我喜欢这个街道。树，大的前院，那个真正的树桩。
Chandler: Man, those two dogs are going at it!
天呐，那两只狗在做什么！
Joey: Hey!
嘿！
Monica: Hey, where've you been?
嘿，你到哪里去了？
Joey: Oh, just er...you know, looking around. But you know what? This house...is great.
哦，只是随处走走。但是你知道吗？这房子太棒了。
Chandler: Really? What changed your mind?
真的？什么使你改变了？
Joey: Oh well, the little girl who lives here made me feel a lot better about the whole thing.
那个住在这里的小姑娘让我觉得好点。
Chandler: Joey, there was a little girl who lived here, but she died like 30 years ago.
乔伊，以前有小姑娘住在这儿，但30年前就死了。
Joey: What?
什么？
Chandler: Ha! I'm just messing with you.
哈！我只是在吓你。
Joey: That's not funny! You know I'm afraid of little girl ghosts!
这不好笑！你知道我害怕小女鬼！
Monica: Joey, now that you're ok with the house, do you wanna go see your room?
乔伊，现在你喜欢这房子了，你想看看你的房间吗？
Joey: What? I get my own room?
什么？我会有我自己的房间？
Chandler: You don't think we'd buy a house and not have a Joey room do you?
你不会认为我们买了房子却没有给你房间吧？
Joey: Oh my God! Oh! Oh! Hey, can I have an aquarium? And a sex swing?
噢，天呐！我能有个鱼缸吗？加个做爱秋千？
Chandler: No!
不行。
Joey: Why not? I'll keep the tank clean.
为什么不行？我会保持鱼缸干净的。
Mike: After you, Miss Banana Hammock.
你先请，巴娜娜。哈莫克夫人。
Phoebe: Thank you, Mr Bag.
谢谢，废先生。
Woman: Oh, hey, how're you?
哦，你好，你怎么样？
Phoebe: Oh hi Rita! Good! Oh, Rita's a massage client.
哦，嗨瑞塔！瑞塔是一个按摩的客户。
Mike: Oh! Why don't you introduce me?
哦！你为什么不介绍我？
Phoebe: Er, Rita, this is my husband.
瑞塔，这是我的丈夫。
Rita: Oh!
哦！
Phoebe: Yeah.
是的。
Mike: Why don't you tell her my name?
我要你告诉她我的名字。
Phoebe: Ok, I will. This is, uh, this is my husband uh, Crap Bag.
好的，我会的。这是我的丈夫废物。
Rita: Crap Bag?
废物？
Mike: If you need an easy way to remember it, just think of a bag of crap.
如果你需要记得简单点，就把它想像成一包垃圾。
Rita: Ok. Excuse me.
好的。失陪了。
Phoebe: Yeah.
好。
Phoebe: Ok, fine. You made your point. Can you please just be Mike Hannigan again?
好吧。你的目的达到了。你能再做回麦克·汉尼根吗？
Mike: Only if you'll be Phoebe Buffay.
除非你还是菲比·布菲。
Phoebe: How about uhm...How about Buffay-Hannigan?
布菲-汉尼根怎么样？
Mike: Really?
真的？
Phoebe: Yeah. I'm Phoebe Buffay-Hannigan Banana Hammock.
是，我是菲比·布菲·汉尼根·巴娜娜·哈莫克。
Mike: Do you even know what a banana hammock is?
你知道巴娜娜·哈莫克是什么吗？
Phoebe: It's a funny word.
那是个有趣的字。
Mike: It's a speedo.
那是一种泳装牌子。
Phoebe: Oh crap!
噢，完了！
Monica: What're you thinking about?
你在想什么。
Chandler: Oh, you know, the two dogs.
哦，那两只狗。
Ross: Hey, is Rachel here?
嘿，瑞秋在吗？
Monica: No.
不。
Ross: She's still at dinner?
她还在吃晚饭？
Monica: I guess. Why? Who's she with?
我想是的。咋？她和谁在一起？
Ross: That guy Mark. From Bloomingdale's. She thinks he's just being nice to her. But I know he really wants to sleep with her.
是马克。布鲁明戴尔的马克。她认为他只是对她好。但我知道他想和她睡觉。
Chandler: It's seven years ago. My time machine works!
已经7年了。我的时间机器起作用了！
Ross: We ran into him on the street today and he said he might have a job for her. But I know he just wants to get into her pants.
我们今天在路上碰到他，他说也许他有工作给她。但我知道他只是想让她接近他的裤子。
Monica: So what if he wants to sleep with her? I mean, she's single and he's cute.
那为什么他不想和她睡觉？我是说她单身而他可爱。
Chandler: Excuse me?
什么？
Monica: Oh please! Yesterday on the subway? You couldn't stop staring at that woman with the big breasts the whole time.
哦，拜托！昨天在地铁上你不停地盯着一个大胸脯的女人看。
Chandler: For your information, I was staring at her baby. We're about to be parents.
不像你看到的那样，我在看她的宝宝。我们就要做父母了。
Monica: Oh, sorry!
哦，对不起。
Rachel: Hi you guys!
嗨大伙。
Ross: Hey, so uh...How was dinner?
嗨，晚饭怎么样？
Rachel: Oh, it was great. Mark is so sweet.
噢，很棒。马克人真好。
Ross: Oh yeah? Yeah? I wonder why. What could that smarmy letch possibly want?
哦，是吗？是吗？我想知道为什么。那个聪明的人更可能需要什么？
Rachel: Oh Ross, come on. He's happily married. His wife just had twins.
哦，罗斯，别这样。他已经结婚了，他的妻子生了双胞胎。
Ross: Should we send something?
我们该送点什么？
Chandler: How'd the job stuff go?
工作怎么样？
Rachel: He offered me one.
他给了我一个工作。
Chandler: That's great!
太棒了！
Ross: Congratulations!
恭喜你！
Rachel: I know, it's amazing. It's amazing. It's so much better than what I had at Ralph Lauren. The money is great.
我知道那很棒。那很棒。那比我在罗夫罗兰要好得多。薪水很不错。
Ross: Can we, can we just stop for a second? Who said something better would come along, huh? You didn't believe me. I told you everything was gonna work out. You know what? This calls for a bottle of Israel's finest.
我们...我们能停一停吗？是谁说一切都会好起来的，啊？你不相信我。我告诉你一切都会有起色。你知道吗，这时候该来一瓶以色列佳酿。
Rachel: The job is in Paris.
工作在巴黎。
Joey: I mean, this soap opera is a great gig, but, am I missing opportunities? You know, I've always thought of myself as a serious actor. I mean, should I be trying to do more independent movies?
我是说，肥皂剧是很好的机会，但，我错过了机会吗？你知道，我总是觉得我自己是个正经的演员。我指，我是不是应该尝试更多的独立电影？
Mackenzie: I don't know. You know what? I'm gonna put you on with my bear. Hold on.
我不知道。你知道吗？我让我的熊听电话。等等。
Joey: Hey bear, I need some career advice.
嘿，小熊，我需要一些职场建议。
