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I was unstoppable. I mean, I was...I was on fire.
感觉来了挡都挡不住。我是说，我当时整个小宇宙都爆发了。
It was like my mind and my body were totally connected, like-like athletes must feel when they're in the zone.
犹如进入身心合一之境。运动员们在进入状态时估计就是这感觉。
Again, it was miniature golf.
刚才只是打个迷你高尔夫好吗。
Admit it, you're a little turned on.
承认被我迷到"性"致盎然了吧。
You can't be this proud.
你不能这么洋洋得意。
Why not?
为什么不行？
Because I beat you.
因为你被我虐爆了。
Hey. - Hey.
好啊。-好啊。
Oh, good. You're back.
太好了。你们回来了。
We have some exciting news.
我们有一件令人高兴的事宣布。
Okay.
好吧。
As you know, Amy and I have been together a long time, and a lot of things I never thought possible now seem possible.
你们也知道，我和艾米在一起挺久了。很多我曾经以为不可能会发生的事，现在看来也很有可能。
Okay...
好的...
After a careful evaluation of our relationship, we decided that the time was right to take a step forward.
在谨慎地审视我们这段感情后，我们觉得现在是时候迈出下一步了。
Okay.
好的。
Do you want to say it?
你想来宣布吗？
Let's say it together.
我们一起宣布吧。
We're getting a turtle!
我们要养只乌龟！
This is why I've been saying we should keep champagne on ice.
这就是为啥我说要保持有冰镇好的香槟。
Sarcasm? - Yes.
讽刺吗？-是的。
Okay. That was tricky, 'cause when it comes to alcohol, she generally means business.
好吧。这题挺有难度，因为通常跟酒相关的事她都是说真的，从不开玩笑。
Well, we're-we're very happy for you. - Yes.
我们很为你们感到高兴。-是的。
Thank you. Acquiring a joint pet is a big step for us.
谢谢。一起养一只宠物对我们而言是件大事。
No. It's true. It means that we care so much about each other, there's enough left over for an eight-ounce reptile.
这是真的。这代表我们在乎对方到还能有多余的关爱，来分给一只200克的爬行动物。
Why a turtle?
为什么选乌龟？
After much deliberation, we've determined that a turtle is the ideal pet. They don't shed fur, they don't make noise...
在一番深思熟虑过后，我们决定乌龟是最理想的宠物。他们不会掉毛，不会发出声音...
For Halloween, we can dress him as a cobblestone.
万圣节时还能他把打扮成一颗鹅卵石。
And if he ever goes berserk, I know I can outrun him. Coincidentally, that's also why I chose you as a roommate.
如果哪天他发狂，我肯定也跑得比他快。而无独有偶的是，这也是我选你当室友的理由。
Well, congratulations. Who would've thought you two would be the first in our group to start a family?
恭喜恭喜。谁会料到我们这帮人里你们是第一对有儿女的人呢？
That's what I said!
我也这么说！
