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Rachel: Anastassakis/Papasifakis wedding, excellent!
安纳斯塔赛奇斯与巴巴西法奇斯联姻，太棒了！
Rachel: Congratulations. Mazel Tov!
恭喜。恭喜！
Rachel: Hi! Oh, great hat.
嗨！好漂亮的帽子。
Rachel: Listen, I need you to perform another wedding. Can you do that?
我要你帮另一场婚礼主婚。可以吗？
The Rabbi: I don't know. Are they Greek Orthodox?
我不知道。他们是希腊正教的信徒吗？
Rachel: Yeah! Yeah. They're my friends, Monica Stephanopolus and Chandler Acidofolus.
对！是！他们是我的朋友莫妮卡·史蒂芬诺波里斯。跟钱德勒·艾西多菲利斯。
Ross: Hi! Hi!
嗨！嗨！
Ross: Has anyone seen Chandler?
有人看到钱德勒吗？
Mr.Geller: I thought he was with you.
我还以为他跟你在一起。
Ross: He was with me.
他刚才是跟我在一起。
Ross: We're playing a little game, you know? Hide and seek.
你知道吗，我们在玩一个小游戏，我们在玩捉迷藏。
Mr.Geller: You can't ask us son, that's cheating.
那你可不能问我们，儿子，那是作弊。
Ross: You're right, thanks for keeping me honest dad.
说得对，谢谢你教我做个诚实的孩子，爸。
Mrs.Geller: Well, he better not come by here. He can't see the bride in the wedding dress.
他最好别到这里来。他不能看到新娘穿婚纱的样子。
Mrs.Bing: As I recall when we got married, I saw the groom in the wedding dress.
我还记我们结婚的时候，我看到新郎穿婚纱的样子。
Mr.Bing: But that was after the wedding, it's not bad luck then.
那是婚礼后的事，应该不会带来恶运。
Mrs.Bing: Honey, it isn't good luck.
亲爱的，那也没带来好运。
Ross: Oh my God! Monica!
我的天啊！莫妮卡！
Monica: I know! Hey, how's Chandler doing?
我知道！嘿，钱德勒还好吗？
Ross: Great. He's doing great. Don't you worry about Chandler.
他非常好，别担心钱德勒。
Ross: Phoebe, can I see you for a second?
菲比，我能跟你谈谈吗？
Phoebe: Yeah!
没问题！
Phoebe: What's going on?
发生了什么事？
Ross: Chandler's gone again!
钱德勒又不见了。
Phoebe: Oh my God! Why would you play hide and seek with someone you know is a flight risk? !
天啊，为什么你要跟一个可能会逃跑的人玩促迷藏呢？
Joey: Aaron! You gotta let me go. The guy's hammered!
艾朗，你得放我走，那家伙烂醉如泥！
The Director: I'm sorry Joey, as long as he's here and he's conscious we're still shooting.
对不起，只要他还清醒地待在这里，我们就得继续拍下去。
Richard: You wouldn't happen to have a very big fork?
你该不会碰巧有根大叉子吧？
Joey: So I just talked to the director. That's it, we're done for the day.
我刚刚跟导演谈过。就这样，今天就拍到这里为止。
Richard: Well have we finished the scene?
戏拍完了吗？
Joey: Yeah! You were wonderful.
你表现得很棒。
Richard: As were you.
你也是。
Joey: So I got your car, it's right outside.
我把你的车开过来了，车子就停在外面。
Richard: Thank you. Youre welcome.
谢谢，别客气。
Joey: No-no-no! We gotta go! Come on! Here we go.
不！我们得走了！来吧！要走了。
Richard: Is that my ass?
那是我的屁股吗？
Ross: There he is!
他在那里！
Chandler: What?
怎么了？
Ross: You're not getting away this time mister! Unless you want that ass kicking we talked about!
这次你逃不了，先生！除非你真的要我痛扁你一顿！
Chandler: Ross!
罗斯！
Ross: I'm serious! You're not walking out on my sister!
我是认真的！我不准你抛弃我妹妹！
Chandler: That's right! I'm not!
没错！我不会的！
Ross: Then where the hell have you been? !
那么你跑到哪里去了？！
Chandler: I know about Monica.
我知道莫妮卡的事了。
Phoebe: You know? !
你知道了？！
Ross: What?
什么？
Chandler: Yeah, I heard you and Rachel talking.
我听到你跟瑞秋说的话了。
Ross: What? ! What? ! Talking about what? !
什么？！什么？！说了什么？！
Chandler: You don't know?
你不知道吗？
Ross: Know what? If somebody doesn't tell me what's going on right now…
知道什么？如果你们不赶紧告诉我发生了什么事……
Phoebe: What? You'll hi-ya?
怎么？你就会"嘿呀"吗？
Chandler: Monica's pregnant.
莫妮卡怀孕了。
Ross: Oh my God.
我的天啊。
Ross: Oh my God! And you're not freaking out?
天啊！你没有被吓跑吗？
Chandler: Well I was! Then I went down to the gift shop because I was out of cigarettes.
我是吓坏了！后来我去了礼品店，因为我的烟都抽完了。
Phoebe and Ross: Cigarettes? !
香烟？！
Chandler: Big picture please!
谈正事！
Chandler: So when I was in the gift shop, thats when I saw this.
我在礼品店看到这个东西。
Chandler: Yeah, you know what? I thought anything that can fit into this, can't be scary.
我就想，"能穿上这玩意的东西应该不可怕啊"。
Phoebe: You obviously didn't see Chucky 3.
你明显是没看过《娃鬼回魂3》。
Chandler: But come on, look at how cute and small this is!
别这样，看看这件小衣服有多可爱！
Chandler: So I got it to give Monica so she'd know I was okay.
我要把它送给莫妮卡，她会知道我没事的。
Ross: Dude.
老兄。
Mr.Geller: Way to go son! I knew you'd find him!
做得好，儿子，我知道你一定能找到他。
Mr.Bing: Our little boy is getting married.
我们的小儿子要结婚了。
Mrs.Bing: Oh look at you! So handsome!
看看你！真的好英俊。
Chandler: You look beautiful mom.
你看起来很漂亮，妈。
Chandler: You look beautiful too, Dad.
你看起来也很漂亮，爸。
Chandler: I love you both.
我爱你们。
Chandler: I'm so glad youre here.
我很高兴你来了。
The Rabbi: Are you Chandler?
你是钱德勒吗？
Chandler: Are you Joey?
你是乔伊吗？
Ross: This is nice.
这真的是太棒了。
Phoebe: What?
怎么了？
Ross: I've never walked down the aisle knowing it can't end in divorce.
这是我第一次走在红毯上，知道自己不可能会离婚。
Mrs.Geller: Oh I wish you're grandmother had lived to see this.
真希望你祖母能活着看到这一幕。
Monica: She's right there.
但奶奶就在那边啊。
Mrs.Geller: Not that old crow, my mother.
不是那个老太婆，我是说我妈。
Mrs.Geller: Congratulations, darling.
恭喜你，亲爱的。
Mr.Geller: We love you, sweetheart.
我们爱你，亲爱的。
Chandler: You look beautiful. Is this new?
你看起来好美。这是新买的吗？
Monica: Not now.
不要现在讨论。
Chandler: Okay.
好吧。
Monica: Who is this?
他是谁？
The Rabbi: I am Father Kalebasous.
我是卡拉巴索斯神父。
Chandler: He's Greek Orthodox.
他是希腊东正教的神父。
Rachel: As are you…
你们是……
The Rabbi: Let us begin.
开始举行婚礼吧。
The Rabbi: Dearly beloved…
亲爱的来宾……
Joey: That's my line!
那是我的台词！
Joey: I can take it from here, thanks.
我从这里开始接手，谢谢。
Joey: Dearly beloved, I'm sorry I'm a little late.
亲爱的来宾，抱歉我来迟了一点。
Joey: You may be confused by this now, but you won't be Memorial Day weekend 2002.
或许你们会觉得很困惑，但到了2002年，阵亡将士纪念日你们就会了解。
Joey: Well, let's get started before the groom takes off again. Huh?
快点开始举行婚礼，免得新郎又逃跑了。
Joey: We are gathered here today, to join this man and this woman in the bonds of holy matrimony.
今天我们齐聚在这里，参加这个男人，跟这个女人神圣的婚礼。
Joey: I've known Monica and Chandler for a long time, and I can not imagine two people more perfect for each other.
我跟莫妮卡及钱德勒认识很久了，我不能想像，有谁比他们两个更匹配。
Joey: And now, as I've left my notes in my dressing room. We shall proceed to the vows. Monica?
因为我把演讲稿忘在了更衣室里，我们直接念誓词吧。莫妮卡？
Monica: He took off?
他逃走了？
Rachel: Go on! Go on!
快点！快点！
Monica: Chandler, for so long I wondered if I would ever find my prince.
钱德勒 从小，我就在想，我能不能找到我的白马王子。
Monica: My soul mate.
我的灵魂伴侣。
Monica: Then three years ago, at another wedding I turned to a friend for comfort.
三年前，另一场婚礼上我向朋友寻求安慰。
Monica: And instead I found everything that I'd ever been looking for my whole life.
结果我找到了我一直在寻找的一切。
Monica: And now here we are with our future before us.
而现在我们在这里，一起迎接未来。
Monica: And I only want to spend it with you.
我只想跟你在一起。
Monica: My prince. My soul mate. My friend.
我的白马王子。我的灵魂伴侣。我的朋友。
Monica: Unless you don't want to.
除非你不愿意。
Monica: You go.
轮到你了。
Joey: Chandler?
钱德勒？
Chandler: No, thats okay.
不用了，没关系。
Chandler: Monica I thought this was going to be the most difficult thing I ever gonna had to do.
我以为这是我必须做的最困难的一件事。
Chandler: But when I saw you walking down that aisle, I realized how simple it was.
但我看到你走过红毯时，我发现这真的很简单。
Chandler: I love you.
我爱你。
Chandler: Any surprises that come our way, it's okay.
无论出现什么样的惊喜都没关系。
Chandler: Because I will always love you.
因为我会永远爱你。
Chandler: You are the person I was meant to spend the rest of my life with.
我注定要跟你共渡余生。
Chandler: You want to know if I'm sure?
你想知道我确不确定吗？
Joey: You may now kiss the bride.
你可以吻新娘了。
Joey: So I guess by the powers vested in me by the state of New York and the Internet guys I now pronounce you husband and wife.
我要以纽约州跟网上那群家伙赋予我的权力，我现在宣布你们结为夫妇。
Joey: Oh, wait. Do you take each other?
等一下，你们愿意吗？
Chandler: I do.
我愿意。
Monica: I do.
我愿意。
Joey: Yeah you do!
太棒了，你们都愿意！
Ross: Rings?
戒指？
Joey: Oh, crap. Okay.
该死，好吧。
Joey: Lets do the rings.
来戴戒指吧。
Joey: We good? Yeah? Good?
我们成了？
Joey: Once again, I pronounce you husband and wife. Now kiss her again.
我要再一次，宣布你们结为夫妇。你可以再吻新娘一次。
Chandler: I love you.
我爱你。
Chandler: And I know about the baby.
我知道宝宝的事了。
Monica: What baby?
什么宝宝？
Chandler: Our baby.
我们的宝宝。
Monica: We have a baby?
我们有宝宝了？
Chandler: Phoebe found your pregnancy test in the trash.
菲比发现了你的验孕棒。
Monica: I didn't take a pregnancy test.
我没有验孕。
Chandler: Then who did?
那么是谁验了孕？
Phoebe: Look at them.
看看他们。
Phoebe: And theyre gonna have a baby.
他们就要有宝宝了。
Rachel: Uh-huh.
恩。
