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Ethan: I just had sex.
我刚刚做爱了。
Monica: Ethan, focus. How could you not tell me?
埃森，注意听。你怎么不给我说？
Ethan: You never told me how old you are.
你也没告诉我你真实的年龄。
Monica: That's different. My lie didn't make one of us a felon in 48 states. What were you thinking?
那不一样。我撒的谎不会让我们在美国48个州成为罪犯。你当时在想什么？
Ethan: I wasn't thinking. I was too busy falling...
啥都没想，我只是忙着……
Monica: Don't say it.
不要说。
Ethan: ln love with you.
和你坠入爱河。
Monica: Really?
真的？
Ethan: Sorry.
对不起。
Monica: Well, fall out of it.
那好，就从爱河里再坠出来吧。
Monica: You know, you shouldn't even be here. It's a school night. Oh, God. Oh, God. I'm like those women that...you see... with shiny guys named Chad. I'm Joan Collins.
你要知道，你都不该在这。你明天还要上课呢。天哪，天哪！我就像你们眼中的……那种……勾搭小白脸的女人。我就是琼考琳丝那种人。
Ehan: Who?
谁？
Ross: Okay. Andre should be there in about 45 minutes. Yes, sir, the kimonos are extra. Alrighty. Byebye. It's just easier in that way.
好，再过45分钟安卓就会到那里了。是的，长官，和服是很特别。好吧，再见。这样做比较省事。
Chandler: Oh, come on. You told me about the last dream.
求你了，给我说说你昨晚做的梦。
Rachel: No. Forget it.
不，死了这条心吧。
Chandler: Why not? Was I doing something particularly saucy?
为什么不？难道是梦中的我对你过于粗鲁吗？
Rachel: All right. Fine. Well, you were not the only one there. Joey was there too.
好吧。好吧。额，当时并不只有你在场。乔伊也在场。
Joey: All right.
好吧。
Ross: Was there... anybody...anybody else there?
有没有……其他人……在场？
Rachel: No.
没有。
Ross: You sure? Nobody...handing out mints or anything? …
你确定？没人……给你递薄荷糖或者其他什么吗？
Rachel: No, it was just the three of us.
没有，只有我们三个。
Joey: Tell me, was it like you and Chandler, then you and me, or you and me and Chandler?
说说看，是你先和钱德做……然后再是我和你做，还是咱们3P？
Rachel: You know what?
你知道吗？
Joey: What?
什么？
Rachel: There were times...when it wasn't even me.
有那么一会儿，甚至都没有我（参与）。
Phoebe: That is so sweet, you guys.
爽爆了，你俩。
Rachel: Mon, Ethan called again. Mon?
摩尼，伊森又打电话来了。莫妮卡？
All: Mon!
莫妮卡！
Monica: What?
咋了？
Rachel: Ethan called again.
伊森又打电话来了。
Ross: You're not seeing him anymore?
你不想再见他了？
Monica: No. You know. Sometimes, things just don't work out.
不想。你要知道，有些事是无法勉强的。
Chandler: This has nothing to do with the fact that him needs a note to get out of gym?
这跟他需要假条才能离开学校没有关系吧？
Rachel: I didn't say...I did not say anything. I swear. He stopped by.
我啥都没……我什么都没说。我发誓。他只是顺路来看了看。
Joey: Listen. Next time you talk to him... could you ask him which one the strongest Power Ranger is?
听好了，下回你见到他时，能帮忙问问恐龙战队中哪个是最厉害的吗？
Monica: Oh, my life is just so amusing. Can we drop it now?
我的生活真是太欢乐了。我们别再提这个了好吗？
All: Sorry.
对不起。
Ross:"It's morphin'time."
金刚狼，变身！
Joey: Stegosaurus. Chandler: Tyrannosaurus.
剑龙！霸王龙！
Phoebe: Oh, I gotta go. Wow, head rush. One more, and then I have to go. Cool.
噢，我得走了哇。哦，我的头晕了。再坐下一次，我就得走了。酷。
Rachel: Where you going?
你要去哪？
Phoebe: Oh, I gotta a birthday party with some work people.
我要和几个同事去参加生日聚会。
Chandler: Work people? Nobody told me.
同事？怎么没人跟我说？
Phoebe: No, I know. That's part of the whole...you know themnotlikingyou extravaganza.
是没人，我知道。这是……你懂得……整个"没人鸟你盛大聚会"的一个环节。
Chandler: Konw what? I don't get this. A month ago, these people were my friends. You know. Just because I'm in charge doesn't mean I'm a different person.
你知道吗？我闹不明白。一个月前，这些人还是我朋友。不能因为我说了算了，就意味着我是一个不一样的人了。
Phoebe: Well, then you should come tonight. You know. Just hang out with them. Let them see what a great guy you still are.
额，那你就来吧。和他们一起玩。让他们知道你还是个大好人。
Chandler: You think I should?
你真的认为我该去？
Phoebe: I really do. Yeah.
对，你该去。
Chandler: Okay!
好！
Phoebe: Okay. But could we not go together? I don't wanna be the geek who invited the boss.
好。但是我们能不一起去吗？我不想成为邀请老板的二货。
Ross: Hey, you okay?
嗨，你还好吧？
Monica: Yeah.
还好。
Ross: You know. This can't be easy for him either.
你看，这对他来说也很难。
Monica: I know. This may take some time for him to get over it...you know ...but, then at four, Muppet Babies is on.
我知道。也许他需要一些时间来慢慢接受这件事，但是，四点钟，喜羊羊就要开始播了。
Chandler: Go deep. Deep. Deep. Sorry, Shelly. See, with the fun? I think last night was great. You know. You know the karaoke thing? Tracy and I doing "Ebony and lvory."
往下跑，再跑，再跑！对不起，雪莉。看到没有，好玩吧？我觉得昨晚上真是太爽了。唱KTV的时候，我和崔西合唱了首"黑檀木和白象牙"
Phoebe: You were great. But they still made fun of you.
你表现得很好，但他们还是取笑你。
Chandler: What?
什么？
Phoebe: You know. Now you're more like Mr. Caring Boss. Mr. ,you know, I'moneofyou Boss. Mr. Iwannabeyourbuddy Boss Man Bing.
你现在更像一个 "管家婆" 上司了。 "我和你们打成一片" 上司。 "我要和你称兄道弟"上司老板宾先生。
Chandler: Then I don't get it.
这让我迷糊了。
Phoebe: Well. You know what? Chandler. I think you just gotta face it. You're like the guy in the big office. You know. You're the one that hires and fires them. They still say you're a great boss.
额，你知道吗？钱德勒。我觉得你应该面对现实。你像是坐在大办公室里的人。你是招聘他们，解聘他们的那个人。他们还是说你是个好上司的。是吗？
Chandler: They do?
是吗？
Phoebe: Enhng. But they're not your friends anymore.
恩哼。但是他们不再是你的朋友了。
Chandler: I just want to
我只是想。
Phoebe: But you can't.
但是你不能。
Chandler: But I just want ……
但是我只是想……
Monica: Aren't you gonna?
你不是要……
Ross: Carol and I have a new system. If she punches in 91 1...It means she's having a baby. Otherwise, I just ignore it.
凯若和我要了一个新系统。如果她按的是911，意思就是她要生了。否则，我就直接无视。
Joey: What about Andre?
安德烈咋办呢？
Ross: This morning he got a call from, what I think, was our cousin, Nathan. And frankly, it was a little more than I needed to know.
早上他接到一个，我认为是我们表弟纳森打来的电话。老实说，我知道太多内幕了。
Etahn: Hey.
嘿。
Monica: That was gonna be my opener.
我本来也要这个做开场白的。
Rachel: Hey! Did you guys check out those new hand dryers in the bathroom?
嘿，你们有试过洗手间里的新干手机没？
Ross: I thought that was just a rumor.
我还以为那是谣言。
Rachle: True story.
千真万确。
Ehtan: All right. Look, I gotta tell you something. I'm not 17. I only said that to you think I was cute and vulnerable. I'm actually 30. I have a wife. I have a job. I'm your congressman. Monica, this is ridiculous. We're great together. We can talk. We make each other laugh, and the sex. Oh man, okay.... I have no frame of reference, but I thought that was great.
好吧，我得告诉你一些事情。我不是17岁。我这样说只是为了让你认为我可爱而且招人疼。其实我已经30岁了，我有老婆有工作。我是你的国会议员。摩妮卡，这太扯了。我们在一起很开心。我们可以畅所欲言，彼此说笑，还有做爱。好吧，虽然我能引证的东西（经验）不多，但是我觉得那样多美好
Monica: lt was. Then what's the problem?
的确是。那到底是为什么？
Ethan, it's...It's icky.
埃森。这样不好。
Ethan: "lcky? You're actually gonna throw this away because it's "icky"?
不好？仅仅就因为这样不好你就要放手？
Monica: This isn't easy for me either. I wish things were different. If you were a few years older or I was a few years younger... or we lived in biblical times... I could really Ethan: No, don't say it. Love you.
这对于我来说也很艰难，我真的希望事实不是这样。如果你早生几年，或者我晚生几年。或是我们生活在圣经时代。我真的就可以…… 不，不要说。爱你。
Ross: Are your hands still wet?
你的手是不是还没干？
Joey: Moist.
还是湿的。
Rachel: Let's dry them again. Or, like,"Could these margaritas be any stronger?"
那就再去烘一次。这些萄葡酒能"再！"烈一点吗？
Chandler: Hey, Chandler.
嗨，钱德。
All: Hello, Mr. Bing. Loved your Stevie Wonder last night.
你好，宾先生。我很喜欢你昨晚唱的史提夫汪达的歌。
Chandler: Thanks. Listen, About the weekly numbers, I'm gonna need them on my desk by 9:00. Sure. No problem.
谢谢。有关周报的事，九点 "之" 前请送到我办公室来。好的。没问题。
Chandler: You have to give them something. You know. Okay. That was Gerston, Santos, and who's the other guy with the mustache?
总得给他们些活干。好的。刚刚那是格斯顿，山托斯，还有，留胡子的那个叫什么？
Phoebe: Petrie.
派崔。
Chandler: Petrie. Right, right, okay. Well, some people are gonna be working...this weekend.
派崔，对对，好吧。看来，债个周末某些人得加班了。
Rachel: Oh, that's nice. Oh, oh, Ross.
哦……太好了……哦…哦……罗斯……
Ross: I'm here.
我在这。
Rachel: You are? We… were just... wow
你在吗？我们……刚刚在……哇哦……
Ross: What? Great. Now I'm having a baby.
啥？真不赶巧，现在我有宝宝了。
Rachel: What?
什么？
Ross: No, I'm having… I'm having a baby. I'm having a…Where's the phone, the phone!
我有……我有宝宝了。我有一个……电话在哪，？电话！
Rachel: I don't have the phone. Ross.
电话不在我这。Ross.
Ross: I'm hurt. Come, Monica. Let's go. Come on now, people. Woman in labor.
我受伤了。走，莫妮卡，快走。各位，快点，她要生了。
Chandler: Look what I got going here.
罗斯，看这是什么。
Ross: Yeah, save it for the cab. Okay? What are you doing? What are you doing? We're going to a hospital.
好，留着到出租车上再显摆吧。你在干嘛？你在干嘛？我们要去的是医院。
Rachel: What? I can't look nice? There might doctors there.
咋了？我不能打扮的漂亮一点吗？那儿或许有医生。
Ross: Joey, get out of the fridge.
乔伊，别再倒腾冰箱了。
Joey: All right. All right.
好好好。
Ross: What is that? For the ride.
这是啥？留着路上吃的。
Chandler: Yeah. Like in a cab...
是呀，比如坐出租车的时候……
Ross: Save it.
省省吧。
Chandler: Okay. Hating this.
好吧，真讨厌。
Ross: Monica, come on now. Let's go. Baby coming. God.
摩妮卡，快点，快宝宝就要出世了。天哪。
Monica: I can't believe I'm gonna be an aunt. I'm gonna have like a nephew. Ross: That's nice. Get out.
我真不敢相信，我要当姑姑了。我快有侄子了 真感人了。快走！
All: Let's go ! Come on. All right, I'm going. I'm going. Here we go. Pussy.
我们出发吧。快点。好好好。我在走，我在走。走吧。小宝贝。
