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Joey: All right they got water, orange juice, and what looks like cider.
好，她们有水，柳橙汁，这个看起来像苹果汁。
Chandler: Taste it.
喝喝看吧。
Joey: Yep, it's fat. I drank fat!
对，这是一杯油，我喝了油！
Chandler: Yeah, I know, I did that two minutes ago.
我知道，两分钟前我才喝过的。
Ross: Hey!
嘿！
Chandler: Hey, mister tux!
嘿，晚礼服先生！
Ross: Why aren't you guys dressed?
你们怎么还没换衣服？
Joey: We have a half hour.
还有半小时。
Ross: No, four minutes ago you had a half hour, we have to be out the door at twenty to eight.
不，那是四分钟前的事，我们必须在七点四十出门。
Joey: Relax, Ross, we'll be ready. It only takes us two minutes to get dressed.
放心，我们会准备好的，我们只要两分钟就着装完毕。
Ross: Well, you know, I'd feel a whole lot better if you got dressed now.
若你现在就换好，我会高兴点。
Chandler and Joey: Ok.
好。
Rachel: Hey-hey! Oh, look at you, all sexy.
看看你，多性感啊。
Ross: Really?
真的吗？
Rachel: Ooooh! Wow! ! Oh, hi.
哦！哇哦！！嘿！
Ross: Hi.
-嘿！
Rachel: How come you didn't come over earlier?
你怎么不早点过来？
Ross:'Cause, I'm a stupid, stupid man.
因为我真是笨得要命。
Joey: Hey, Ross, want some cider?
罗斯，要不要来点苹果汁？
Ross: No. So, um, let's see you're pretty close, huh. Make-up's on, hair's done.
不要，你快准备好了吧。妆化好了，头发梳好了。
Rachel: Yeah, I just have to get dressed.
我只要换衣服就好了。
Ross: Yay! And that takes what? Just six or seven minutes?
大概只要6或7分钟吧？
Rachel: Yeah! Once I figure out what I'm wearing.
是啊，只要我决定好要穿什么。
Joey: Glass of fat?
要不要喝点油？
Joey: What's the matter Ross? What, you're nervous about your speech?
怎么了？你是不是因为要演讲而紧张？
Ross: No! You wanna hear it?
不是！你要不要听听看？
Joey: Am I in it?
里面有提到我吗？
Ross: Uh, huh. Yeah, right after I thank everyone for giving money to the museum, I sing a song about the wonder that is Joey.
等我感谢完所有捐钱给博物馆的人，我就唱一首歌，歌颂乔伊的伟大。
Phoebe: Hello.
嘿！
Ross: Hey!
-嘿！
Joey: Whoa!
-哇！
Ross: Wow, hello! You look great!
嗨，你看起来真棒！
Phoebe: Thank you! I know, though.
谢谢你，虽然我已经知道了。
Ross: You see this, this is a person who is ready to go. Phoebe you, oh, you are my star.
看到没？这个人准备好，可以出发了。菲比，你…你真是我的偶像啊。
Phoebe: Ohh, well, you're my lucky penny.
那你就是我的幸运铜板。
Chandler: All right, I took the quiz, and it turns out, I do put career before men. Get up.
好，我做了测验，结果是我把事业放在比男人重要的位置了。起来。
Joey: What?
什么？
Chandler: You're in my seat.
你坐在我的位上。
Joey: How is this your seat?
为何这是你的位子？
Chandler:'Cause I was sitting there.
因为我刚才坐在这里。
Joey: But then you left.
但是你离开了。
Chandler: Well, it's not like I went to Spain. I went to the bathroom, you knew I was coming back.
拜托，我又不是去西班牙，我是去厕所，你明知道我会回来的。
Joey: What's the big deal, sit somewhere else.
那有什么大不了的，去坐别的地方嘛。
Chandler: The big deal is I was sitting there last, so, that's my seat.
真正大不了的就是我是最后坐在这里的人，所以这是我的位子。
Joey: Well, actually the last place you were sitting was in there. So...
事实上，你最后坐的地方是那里，所以
Ross: You guys, you know what, you know what, it doesn't matter, because you both have to go get dressed before the big vein in my head pops. So...
各位，你们知道嘛？那个一点都不重要。你们俩都必须在我脑血管爆掉前换好衣服。所以
Chandler: All right, Ross, I just have to do one thing, really quickly, it's not a big deal. GET UP! !
好的，我只要再做一件事，这真的没什么大不了！起来！！
Monica: Hi. All: Hey.
嘿。-嘿。
Monica: Ooh, Phoebe, you look great!
哦，菲比，你看起来好美。
Phoebe: All right already.
好啦，早知道了。
Monica: Ooh, are you gonna do magic?
你要变魔术吗？
Ross: That's, that's funny. Change!
真好笑，给我换衣服去！
Monica: Hang on a second I just got in.
慢点，我才刚进门。
Ross: Look, I don't care. It starts at eight, we can't be late.
我才不管，晚会八点开始，我们不能迟到。
Phoebe: We could not, would not want to wait.
他不能、不会、也不愿等。
Ross: Look, our table is down in front, ok, my boss is gonna be there, everyone will see if we arrive after it starts.
我们的桌子在前方，我老板也会在那儿。若晚会开始后我们才进场，大家都看得到。
Monica: Has somebody been drinking my fat?
有人喝过我这一杯油吗？
Rachel: You guys, does this look like something the girlfriend of a paleontologist would wear?
这像是古生物学家的女友会穿的衣服吗？
Phoebe: I don't know, you might be the first one.
我不知道，你大概是首开先例吧。
Monica: Rach, did you check the machine?
瑞秋，你听答录机留言了吗？
Rachel: Uh, no. Wait, you know what, this is the outfit that makes my calves look fat. Never mind.
没有。等等，这件衣服会显得我小腿很粗，算了。
Chandler: Well, Joey, I wrote a little song today. It's called: Get Up.
乔伊，我今天写了一首歌歌名叫做“起来”。
Joey: Gee...you know I-I just, I wish there was something I could do to help you.
天我希望我可以帮到你什么。
Chandler: Get up! Get up! Get up! Get up! Get up! Get up! Get up! Get up! Get up! Get up!
起来！起来！起来！起来！起来！起来！起来！起来！起来！
Joey: All right! All right! You can have the chair.
好啦，椅子给你啦。
Chandler: Really?
真的？
Joey: Oh my, would you look at that!
天啊，你看看这个！
Phoebe: "Hi, it's me, I'm coming over now.
是我，我正要过去。
Hey, what if I'm already there when your playing this message?" Is that too spooky?
若你播放这则留言时我已经到了呢？是不是很诡异？
Ross: "Hi Rach, are you there? It's me, pick up. Rachel. Rach!"
“瑞秋，你在不在？是我，快接起来。瑞秋？”
Rachel: What? !
干嘛？！
Ross: Never mind.
没事。
Rachel's sister: Hi, Rach it's your sister. Did you ever sleep with Donnie Mazio? 'Cause last night he kept on shouting 'Two for two'.
嗨，瑞秋，我是你妹妹。你有没有跟丹尼马志奥上过床？昨晚他叫个不停，两个对两个。
Rachel: All right do you want me to get dressed or do you wanna hear a really long story about the senior Hayride?
你是想让我去穿衣服，还是听一个关于夜间坐马车出游的长故事？
Joey: Are you only asking him? Cause I...
你只问他吗？因为我们也…
Richard: "Monica, it's Richard. Call me."
莫妮卡，我是理查，打电话给我。
Monica: Is-is-is that message old or new? Old or new? ! Old or new? !
这则留言是新的还是旧的？新的还是旧的？
Ross: It's old, it's definitely old. Didn't you hear the, the double beep?
绝对是旧的，你没听到两声哔吗？
Monica: What if it's new?
若是新的怎么办？
I mean, we agreed not to talk again, unless we had something really important to say. Shouldn't I call him back?
我们说好不联络的，可能有重要的事，我该不该回电话？
Chandler: Honey, you did call him back. 'Cause, it's, it's really old.
甜心，你已经打过了，这是旧的留言。
Ross: Yeah, see Mon, listen, listen.
是啊，莫妮卡，你听着。
When Carol and I broke up, I went through the same thing. And you know what I did?
当卡萝与我分手时，我也经历一样的事。你知道我怎么做吗？
Monica: Huh?
哈？
Ross: I...go...dressed. Really, really quickly. Ok, ok. There we go, there we go.
我去换好衣服。真的要快一点，真的。好。这就对了。
Chandler: You know what, ok, fine.
你知道吗？好吧。
Don't get up, you just sit right there. I just hope, you don't mind, you know, my hand right here.
别起来了，就坐在那里吧。只希望你别介意我的手放在这里。
Op, not touching, can't get mad! Not touching can't get mad! Not touching, can't get mad!
没碰到，不能生气，没碰到，不能生气！没碰到，不能生气！
Phoebe: Ah! Oh my God! You r-r-rotten boys!
我的天啊，你们这些坏孩子！
Chandler and Joey: Sorry Phoebe.
抱歉，菲比。
Joey: I'm so sorry.
-抱歉。
Phoebe: What am I gonna do?
-我该怎么办？
Ross: No, no, don't, don't rub it! Don't! What gets out hummus? ! What gets out hummus? !
别乱抹，有什么可以去除豆泥？有什么可以去除豆泥？
Phoebe: Monica, Monica, you know what gets out hummus.
莫妮卡！有什么可以去除豆泥？
Monica: If it is a new message, what is he calling to say?
如果那个留言是新的，他到底打来说什么？
Phoebe: Ok, thanks. Yeah, I'll try that.
好，谢谢，我会试试看的。
Chandler: Maybe he's calling to say you're obsessive and crazy.
说不定他打来说你执迷不悟而且太疯狂。
Monica: So, should I call him back?
我该不该回电话给他？
The guys: Noo! NO!
不！
Rachel: Ok, do these match?
这些搭配吗？
Ross: Yes, they definitely match.
是的，很搭配。
Joey: They don't match.
不搭配。
Rachel: Uh!
-呜！
Joey: What? They didn't match!
干嘛？他们不搭配！
Chandler: All right, fine, you know what, we'll both sit in the chair.
很好，我们一起坐在椅子上。
Joey: Fine with me.
随便啊。
Chandler: I'm so comfortable.
我好舒服啊。
Joey: Me too. In fact, I think I might be a little too comfortable.
我也是，事实上，我可能有点太舒服了。
Chandler: All right!
-好吧。
Ross: Ok, look, we have nineteen minutes. Ok, Chandler, I want you to go and change! Ok.
好，我们有19分钟，钱德，我要你去换衣服。
And then, when you come back, Joey will go change, and he'll have vacated the chair. Ok?
等你回来后，乔伊去换衣服，他就会把椅子空出来。好吗？好的。
Chandler: Ok. All right! Fine! I'm going. But when I get back it's chair sitting, and I'm the guy who's...sitting in a chair!
好，我要走了。等我回来后这里就是椅子城市，而我是坐在椅子上的那个人！
Rachel: Is this a little too...Pheebs, what happened?
这是不是有点太菲比，怎么回事？
Phoebe: Hummus. I got the hummus.
我沾到豆泥了。
Rachel: Ooooh! Honey, well we'll find you something. Do you wanna wear my black jacket?
哦！甜心，我们会找出衣服给你，你要不要穿我的黑外套？
Phoebe: That won't go with this dress though.
这样跟裙子就不能搭配了。
Rachel: No, you're right. Well, we'll find something. Let's just get you out of that. Come on.
没错。我们会发现一些东西。来吧，我们把衣服换掉。
Ross: No, no, no, no, no, no, not out of that, not out of clothes.
不，可别换掉，千万别把衣服脱掉。
Rachel: Mo, Monica, can Phoebe borrow your green dress?
莫妮卡，菲比可以借你的绿裙子穿吗？
Monica: I called him. Nooo.
我打给他了。-不。
Monica: Yes. Well I got his machine and I left a message. But it's ok, it's ok, it's ok, because you know it was like a casual, breezy message.
对，我进入他的答录机，然后我留言了，不过没关系，因为那是个随兴，轻松的留言。
It was breezy! Oh God, what if it wasn't breezy?
很轻松。天啊，若听起来并不轻松该怎么办？
Phoebe: Well, how could it not be breezy, no, 'cause, you're, you're in such a breezy place.
怎么可能不轻松？不会，这里是个轻松的地方。
Monica: Here, I got it. I'll will play my message for you guys, and you can tell me if it's breezy enough.
我知道了，我播放我的留言，你们再告诉我是否轻松。
Joey: But, Monica, how are you gonna do that?
你怎么可能那样做？
Monica: I know the code to his answering machine.
我知道他答录机的密码。
Ross: Ok, Mon, I really don't think this is the...Ok, you're dialing, you are dialing.
好，莫妮卡，我不认为现在应该好，你在拨号。
Chandler: What's going on? Monica's beeping into Richard's machine.
在干什么？-莫妮卡正在进入理查的答录机。
Chandler: Is she crazy?
她疯了吗？
Phoebe: Like a straw? Remember crazy straws?
就像稻草记得吗？疯狂的稻草？
Richard: "Hi, this is Richard. Please leave a message at the tone."
“嘿，我是理查，请在哔声后留言。”
Machine:"You have two new messages."
“你有两个新讯息。”
Joey: Wow, what a cool job. 'You have two new messages.' 'Please, pass the pie.'
真是个好工作。“你有两个新讯息”，“请把馅饼递给我”。
Monica: "Hi, it's Monica. I'm just checking in 'cause I got this message from you and I didn't know if it was old or new or what.
“嘿，我是莫妮卡，我只是想确定一下我有一通留言，不知道是新的还是旧的。
So, I'm just checking. So, let me know, or don't, whatever. I'm breezy."
所以，我只是问问看。告诉我吧或者不告诉我都可以，我很轻松。”
Joey: Hey, you can't say you're breezy, that, that totally negates the breezy.
你不能说“我很轻松”，这样就不轻松了。
Woman's Voice: Hola, it's me, yesterday was really fun. Call me about this weekend, ok?
你好啊，是我，昨天真是愉快。打电话给我谈谈周末的计划，好吗？
Joey: Now she sounded breezy.
她听起来就很轻松。
Monica: He's seeing someone. I can't believe he's seeing someone.
他开始约会了，我真不敢相信他开始约会。
Phoebe: Monica, you don't know that. Well, who's voice was that?
你又不知道那个是谁。那么那是谁的声音？
Chandler: Maybe it was his sister's. You know, maybe it was his daughter's.
说不定是他妹妹的，说不定是他女儿的。
Monica: Michelle! Of course, it was Michelle! Did it sound like Michelle?
蜜雪儿，一定是了！听起来像蜜雪儿吗？
Rachel: I-I cannot remember her.
我记不清了。
Ross: Great, great. It's starting to rain, that will make it easier to get a cab.
太好了，开始下雨了，这样计程车又更难叫了。
Monica: It was Michelle. Yeah. It was definitely Michelle.
是蜜雪儿，绝对是蜜雪儿。
Rachel: Ok, Pheebs, you go with Monica and try on her green dress. If that doesn't work, you can wear my gray silk one. Oh, God, what was I wearing? !
去试穿莫妮卡的绿裙子。不适合，就穿我的灰色丝质的。我要穿那件的。哦，天，我穿啥啊？！
Ross: Well you don't, you don't know what you're wearing?
你还不知道自己要穿什么？
Rachel: Well, hon-ey. I'm just trying to look nice for your big night.
今晚是你的大日子，我只是希望自己好看一点。
Ross: Yeah, which, which we have to leave for in exactly twelve minutes.
是啊，而我们在12分钟内必须出门。
All right, come on, I'll just pick something out for you. Look there-there that looks good.
来吧，我帮你选衣服。那件，那件，看起来很好。
Rachel: Ross, that's a towel!
罗斯，那是毛巾。
Chandler: Ok, you'll notice that I am fully dressed. I, in turn, have noticed that you are not.
你看到了，我全换好了。而我呢，也发现你什么都还没换。
So in the words of A.A.Milne, "Get out of my chair, dillhole!" Ok.
所以用米尔恩的话说“离开我的椅子，驴蛋！”-好。
Chandler: What're you doing?
你在干什么？
Joey: Well you said I had to give you the chair, you didn't say anything about the cushions.
你叫我离开椅子啊？你又没说不能带走椅垫！
Chandler: The cushions are the essence of the chair!
但椅垫是椅子的精华所在。
Joey: That's right! I'm taking the essence.
没错，我要带走精华。
Chandler: Oh-ho, he'll be back. Oh-ho, there's nobody in the room.
他会回来的，这里什么人也没有。
Ross: Look, I'm sorry, I thought it looked pretty.
对不起，我觉得这样很美。
Rachel: Ross, that was a Halloween costume, unless you would like me to go to this thing as Little Bo Peep.
这是万圣节服装。除非你要我穿的像小牧羊女一样。
Ross: Look, I didn't recognize it without that inflatable sheep.
若没有那只可充气的羊，我不会认出来。
Rachel: Yeah, which, by the way Chandler, I would like it back one of these days.
是啊，对了，钱德，我最近想要一只回来。
Phoebe: Oh, Rach, good, listen, isn't this perfect for me!
哦，瑞秋，很好啊，这件是不是很适合我？
Rachel: Oh, it's perfect! But not for tonight.
太棒了！但是不适合今晚。
Phoebe: Well, of course not for tonight. Yeah, hi!
当然不适合今晚。嘿，嘿！
Ross: Not for tonight. Not for tonight. Notonight! Wh-what, what, what, are you doing?
不适合今晚。不适合今晚。不适合今晚！那你在干嘛？
Rachel: No, I'm sorry, we didn't mean it. I love you, I love you, Breathe.
对不起，不是故意的。我爱你，我爱你，深呼吸。
Chandler: We used them as pillows when we went camping.
我们去露营时，把它们当枕头。
