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Pick up... chicken breasts.
上菜，鸡胸肉
The way I know you want it, with the bone in.
我做了你爱的那样，内含"硬骨"
We really should hold a seminar about sexual harassment in the workplace.
我们真应该开个工作场合性骚扰研讨会
Why? He's already so good at it.
为什么，他早是骚扰界一霸了
I'm serious. How'd he like it if we did that to him every time we ordered?
说真的，如果是我们每次点菜都骚扰他，他会做何感想
Well, let's find out.
试试便知
Ordering. One pastrami.
点菜。一份熏牛肉
Can you do me a favor, doll-face?
可以帮我个忙吗，小美妞
Make it so big and thick, you can't get your mouth around it.
把牛肉弄得又大又粗，一嘴含不住塞不下
Can you do that for me, sweetheart?
能为我做到吗，小甜心
Yes, and two matzo ball soups, hold the balls.
再来两份薄饼肉丸汤，不放"肉丸"
Wait, I'll hold the balls, you just sit there and look pretty.
不，"肉丸"放我手里就好，你就美美的乖乖坐着享受吧
And a cream of... nope, can't. Just grossed myself out.
再一份白液...不行了，说得我都吐了
When is it going to get dirty?
什么时候才要开始说黄段子啊
Max, come out.
麦克斯，出来吧
If I came out, it would not be for you, it's be for that hot Dragon Tattoo girl.
如果我要出柜，肯定不是因为你，而是为了那个火辣的龙纹身女孩
Welcome, board members, to the very first financial assessment meeting of Max's homemade cupcakes.
各位董事会成员，欢迎出席首届麦克斯自制小蛋糕店的财务评估会议
I was told there would be a cheese plate.
我是听说有起司拼盘才来的
After five months in business, we're showing a profit of $725.
开业五个月，我们的收益为725元
I have to say, I'm a little disappointed.
老实说，我感到有点失望
Really? 'Cause, dude, we have so far exceeded where I thought we'd be in five months.
真的吗，有这样的收益，比我预期中五个月后的下场好多了
Look, we have to find a way to make more money on the side to put into the business.
我们得想个办法赚点外快，好增加开店基金
Or we could quit now, while we're a success.
或趁现在小有成就，赶紧金盆洗手
What are you talking about?
你这什么话
It's only gonna get worse.
未来只会每况愈下
Or it could get better. Why would you even say that?
也可以蒸蒸日上啊，你干嘛这么悲观
Because it's life, and life gets worse, that's what it does.
这就是人生，人生只会每况愈下
On life's resume, under special skills it says, "Good at making things worse."
如果"人生"有简历，那专长栏上肯定写着，"擅于使情况每况愈下"
Do you always go to the worst-case scenario?
为什么你总是往最坏的方面想呢
Yup. On my resume it says, "Good at going to the worst case scenario."
没错，我的简历就写着"擅于往最坏的方面想"
Do you think you could try to be more optimistic, and not expect the worst all the time?
你能不能乐观一点，不要总往最坏的方面想呀
Who's that? More optimistic, right?
谁啊？要我乐观是吧
On the other side of that door is all the money you lost,
门的另一边，是你失去的亿万家财
and then we move back into your townhouse, and I masturbate in your tub for a change.
我们欢喜搬回你的别墅，换我在你的小缸缸里自慰到爽
