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Club sandwich, burger.
总会三明治，汉堡包
Why the big smile, Han?
憨，干嘛笑得这么开心
You going commando under those corduroys?
是在兴奋灯芯绒裤里没穿内裤吗
No, Max, I am happy today because diner clientele has finally changed for the better.
不，麦克斯，我开心是因为用餐顾客的整体质素终于有了提高
Look, two parties of cool hipsters are sitting at tables near wall.
瞧，靠墙桌子那边坐着两帮嬉皮士潮人
You think those are six hipsters?
你觉得那边坐着的是六个嬉皮士吗
Okay, let's go over this one more time.
好吧，咱们再考一遍
Hipster or homeless pop quiz, ready? Ready.
如何区分嬉皮士和流浪汉，准备好了吗？好了
Hipsters wear? Skinny jeans.
嬉皮士穿什么？紧身牛仔裤
Homeless wear? Dirty jeans.
流浪汉穿什么？脏牛仔裤
Hipsters listen to? Radiohead.
嬉皮士听什么？收音机头的音乐
Homeless listen to? The voices in their head.
流浪汉听什么？自己头里的幻听
Hipsters have? Beard and a blog.
嬉皮士有什么？络腮胡和博客
Homeless have? Beard and so much sadness.
流浪汉有什么？络腮胡和愁云惨雾
I see sadness, there and there.
我看见愁云笼罩着他和他
I'll handle this.
我来搞定
I told you before, I don't want you kind in here.
我说过这家店不欢迎你们这种人
Take a trendy hike.
滚去追逐潮流吧
Better step it up. The Apple store closes at ten.
赶紧动身，苹果店十点就关门了
Max, why did you kick out the hipsters?
麦克斯，为什么你要把嬉皮士赶走
'Cause I could not be in the background of another Instagram photo.
因为我不想再次成为他们非主流自拍的人肉背景
