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This is so romantic.
太浪漫了
Jumping over the back wall
跳过后院的墙
to drop down and see you in the middle of the night?
只为了在半夜见你一面
It's very Romeo and Juliet.
就像罗密欧与茱丽叶
It is very Romeo and Juliet.
我们是如厕欧与厕所叶
He has to pee, and I'm the nearest toilet.
他想尿尿，我只是离他最近的厕所
Please. That's just an excuse.
拜托，那只是个借口
The man defaces buildings.
这男人在建筑物上乱画
And what? He draws the line at peeing on them?
却不愿在建筑物上乱尿，可能吗
He came by here to see you.
他是来见你的
Pull your hair back. It's kind of in your face.
把头发拨到后面，挡住脸了
Pull yourself back. You're kind of in my face.
该被拨到后面的是你，挡我眼了
Thanks, guys.
多谢了，伙计们
I was tagging a building nearby,
刚我在附近的楼喷漆
and while I was on the roof
在屋顶上
I saw that your light was on,
看见你们的灯还亮着
so I thought I'd stop in and say hey.
就决定过来问声好
Hey. So, Johnny,
好啊，强尼
you just saw our light on from the roof nearby?
在附近的屋顶看到我们家灯亮吗
Interesting.
有意思
Do you always look down when you're up that high?
你在高处时总往低处看吗
Not really.
也不是
Interesting.
真有意思
Flying solo tonight. My lookout guy went into rehab.
今晚独自行动，帮我把风的家伙进戒毒中心了
It's kind of a pain.
真烦人
It's really a two-person operation.
这活儿得两个人干
Ugh, such a bummer when people can't handle their heroin.
废柴控制不了自己的毒瘾时最煞风景了
Hey, Max, what are you doing tomorrow night after work?
麦克斯，明晚下班后干嘛
Any desire to be my lookout guy?
有兴趣来当我的把风男吗
I might have some desire to be your lookout guy,
我的确是有这么点兴趣替你把风
but as far as the "guy" part of "lookout guy" goes,
可是把风男这个"男"的部分
full disclosure...
老实说呢...
What, you don't have a penis?
怎么，你没有小鸡鸡吗
Oh, I have one.
我还真有一根
In a drawer in my bedroom.
放在我床旁的抽屉里
If the cops come tomorrow,
如果明天有警察来抓人
I will run like a girl.
恕我无法像个汉子一样豪迈的逃跑
Okay. So pick you up at the diner at 2:00?
没问题，我晚上两点去餐馆接你吧
Cool. Cool.
好，好
Cool.
好极了
And then romeo left. So romantic.
罗密欧转身离去，太浪漫了
All the weeks of flirting and game playing
一直以来的打情骂俏
have finally led to this-
终于守得云开见月明了
You two on a late-night roof rendezvous.
两人夜半于屋顶花前月下
Hey, genius organizer,
天才整理员
why don't you put all that garbage in a file labeled
你何不把你这些垃圾都装到一个名为
"I've seen too many Katherine Heigl movies"?
"我看太多凯瑟琳·海格尔的爱情烂片"文件夹里呢
I'm just saying, he likes you.
我的意思是，他喜欢你
He likes you with his penis.
全"鸡"全意地喜欢你
