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All it took for my mother to cleanrew's gown
老妈用来清洁Drew的毕业袍的工具
was a pair of scissors and a well-placed scarf.
是一把剪刀和一条恰到好处的围巾
Let's hear it for our most popular student with a 2.0 grade point average,
让我们为学校最受欢迎的 均分基点2分的同学鼓掌
Drew!
Drew!
That's my brother!
那是我哥哥!
Where'd he get that?
他那身哪来的?
With that plumbing bill,I hope I didn't pay for it.
加上那水管帐单 但愿我没付这个的钱
I made it from what was left of his gown.
我用他毕业袍剩下的材料做的
Hey,Drew!
嘿 Drew!
My family didn't get this excited
我家人对我所做的事都没这么兴奋过
about anything I did until my first HBO special.
一直到我第一个HBO特辑出现
The next day I found out I had taken revenge to a whole new level.
第二天 我发现我的复仇行动 被提高到一个全新的高度
We're standing outside Corleone Junior High,
我们现在位于Corleone初中外面
where just an hour ago,
这里一个小时之前
toxic fumes filled the hallways and...
毒烟充满了过道 而且...
You're not telling me we're supposed to go back in there?
你不是告诉我 我们该回那里去吧?
That is an awful smell.
那可真难闻
It's not toxic.It's somewhere on the first floor,maybe the locker.
那不是毒烟 是在一楼的某个地方 也许是储物柜
What's that?
那是什么?
Where is she going?
它要跑去哪里?
Oh,my God!
我的上帝!
It's like that movieThe Birds.
就像那部电影鸟患
Except with cats.
只不过现在是猫患
That's my locker.
那是我的储物柜
Open it.
打开它
Looks like we've got ourselves a little practical joker.
看上去我们自己人出了一个恶作剧小鬼
You think this is funny?
你觉得这样很有趣?
I do.
是的
There's cat food in the heating ducts.
猫食在热管道里
In the desks.
在桌子上
All over.
到处都有
I didn't do this.
不是我干的
Oh,really? You think because this is the last day of school,
是吗?你认为学年的最后一天
you're gonna get away with this?
你可以为所欲为?
You're sadly mistaken.
很不幸你错了
Not only are you not going to get away with it,
你不但不能为所欲为
you'll be paying for this all summer.
你还要为此付上整个暑假的代价
What?!
什么?!
Revenge might be cold,but I felt warm all over.
复仇也许是残酷 但是我感觉浑身都爽
