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The only thing my mother hated worse than no help
唯一比无助 还要讨厌的就是
was help from my grandmother
祖母的帮助
Okay Dinner is served
好了 晚饭上齐了
I can't eat this
我不能吃这些
My gout will flair up
我的痛风会犯病的
Oh,don't worry
噢 不用担心
That's oven-fried chicken
都是些烘箱-油炸鸡
I used skim milk in your macaroni
并且通心粉里都加的是脱脂奶粉
that's a baked potato and salad
那是烤土豆和沙拉
So,you go ahead,eat up you'll be just fine
所以放心吃吧 没事的
Wow,Momma never did all that stuff
哇塞 老妈从没做过这些
Where's Momma anyway?
老妈在哪里呢?
Hey,baby you wanna sit down and have something to eat?
嗨 宝贝 坐下吃点东西吧?
Mm,I'm fine
嗯 我不饿
Grandma made oven-fried chicken
奶奶做了烘箱-油炸鸡
Oh,really?
噢 真的?
That's nice
真不错
Well,I'm gonna finish the laundry
那我去把衣服给晾着
It's finished
晾好了
Then I'll go straighten up the kids' room
那我去收拾下孩子们的房间
Oh,they're straightened
哦 已经收拾好了
Then I guess I'll go do my toes
我想我该去抹指甲油了
They're done
全抹好了
When did you do my toes?
你什么时候抹的?
While you were asleep
在你睡觉的时候
I didn't want to wake you
我不想把你吵醒
That look means "If you do something else you're finished"
那表情说: "你要再做啥 你死定了"
Here comes your girlfriend,Drew
你女朋友来了 Drew
Girlfriend?
女朋友?
I don't like her
我不喜欢她
Well,she likes you
可她喜欢你
And she's going around telling everybody that you kissed her
她到处八卦说你亲了她
Wait,Tonya...
等等 Tonya...
Just about every girl in the neighborhood liked Drew
就像这里所有的女孩都喜欢Drew
and Chantal was just about the only girl Drew didn't like
可是Chantal是Drew唯一不喜欢的女孩
Hey,Drew What you doing?
嗨 Drew 在做什么呢?
Uh,nothing
额 没事
I was just about to go back in the house
正好要回家里去
Oh... you coming back out?
哦... 还出来?
Ah,I don't think so
嗯 不出来了
Oh,you gonna be out tomorrow after school?
明天放学后一起出去好吗?
I don't know I may have to stay in
不知道 或许得待在家里
Well,maybe I'll see you later
好吧 待会见
Yeah,maybe
嗯 或许吧
While Drew was trying to make a clean break
当Drew正试着别"旧爱"时
I was getting down and dirty with my new jokes
我却在努力合"新欢"
I told the one about the guy who got bitten by the snake...
我讲了个一人被蛇咬的段子...
So the doctor said make two cuts
医生告诉他朋友 在被蛇咬的地方
where your friend was bitten by the snake
划两道口子
and suck out the poison out
接着再把毒吸出来
So the guy gets back to his friend the friend said
然后他回到他朋友那 那朋友问
"Well,what did the doctor say?"
"医生说了些什么?"
"You're gonna die"
"你要死了"
