Whatever happened to Cole Porter and Irving Berlin?
不是要唱科尔波特 和厄文柏林的歌吗?
It's a Valentine's Day theme. They're playing love songs.
这是情人节,所以要唱情歌
Good point.
说的好
'Cause Cole Porter and Irving Berin never wrote any love songs.
科尔波特和厄文柏林从没写过情歌
Honey, you should put your laptop away.
亲爱的,把电脑收起来吧
Seven different people spammed me the same link.
7个不同的人发给我同一个连结
- KC. - What is it?
- 中毒了吧 - 是什么?
I don't know.
不知道
But I'm really hoping it's Cats That Look Like Hitler,
希望是那只长的像 希特勒一样的小猫照片
'cause I can never get enough of that.
它的照片我永远看不够
No, it's not.
不是的
Div!
迪夫
What?
怎么了?
This isn't mine.
这是你的
Okay, what is wrong?
出什么事了?
It's fine. It's fine. It's fine.
没事,没事
Hey! Hey!
嘿!嘿!
Not now!
现在不行!
We need 20 minutes! Okay.
还要练20分钟 好吧
I just wanted to let you know that Zuckerberg stole our website.
我只是想通知你们 扎克伯格偷了我们的网站
Mark Zuckerberg?
马克扎克伯格
He stole our website.
他偷了我们的网站
It's been live for more than 36 hours.
36小时以前网站已经上线
Mr. Hotchkiss? Ty, lawyer's on the phone with Dad.
霍奇基斯先生,泰勒,是爸爸的律师
Yes, sir, I'm here with my brother Tyler and our business partner Divya.
是的,先生 我和我弟弟泰勒还有合伙人迪夫亚在一起
"Welcome to The Facebook.
欢迎光临脸谱网
"The Facebook is an online directory that connects people
脸谱网是一个在线人名录
"through different social networks.
通过不同社交网路连接每个人
"You must have a harvard.edu address to register.
必须使用哈佛内部地址才能注册
Yeah, I called earlier. I'm looking for Mark Zuckerberg.
是的,我之前打过 我要找马克扎克伯格
Yes, sir. He's actually quoted a couple times.
是的,先生,他引用了好几段
I can read it to you.
我读给你听
"'Everyone's been talking a lot about a universal facebook within Harvard,' he says.
大家谈论了不少关于 建立哈佛全校同学录的事,他这样说
"He" meaning Mark.
“他”是马克
"'I think it's kind of silly that it would take the university
我觉得我们有点傻 因为要学校做同学录
"'a couple of years to get around to it.
他们不知得磨蹭多少年 才能稍微有点进展
"'I can do a classier job than they can and I did it in a week.
我可以在一周内完成,并做的更好
Tell him Divya Narendra called.
告诉他迪夫亚伦德拉找他
- I know, that's how he talks. - Appreciate it.
- 我知道,他是这么说的 - 谢谢
"As of yesterday evening, Zuckerberg said,
昨天晚上,扎克伯格说道
"over 650 students had registered to use thefacebook.com.
网站注册数超过650人
"He said he anticipated that 900 students would have joined the site by this morning.
他说预计到今天早晨 注册学生将达到900人
Yeah, Divya was just reading that 650 students signed up for it on the first day.
是的,迪夫亚刚才读到 第一天就有650人在网站上注册
God, if I was a drug dealer I couldn't give free drugs to 650 people in one day.
上帝,就算我是个毒贩 我也不可能在一天内免费发毒品给650人
And this guy doesn't have three friends to rub together to make a fourth.
这家伙除了可怜兮兮的3个朋友 再多一个也交不到
guyes,guyes,please,come on
伙计们,拜托了,安静点