Whoa Excuse me.
什么?
You Were fucking What?
你他妈跟谁一起?
I went to his booksigning, and then we had a hamburger together.
我去了他的签书会 然后我们一起吃了汉堡
Oh, right. So I spent filve hours
很好 我花了5个钟头
making us a romantic dinner...
为我们准备了浪漫的晚餐
and you’re off with fucking Brian Callahan?
而你却跟那个该死的布莱恩凯勒翰一起?
Don’t try and turn the tables on me. Okay?
别把责任都推给我 好吗?
I had a bite with an old friend. That’s not really a big deal.
我不过是跟老朋友叙叙旧 没什么大不了的
However, having phone sex in our living room is a big deal.
可是 在客厅里打色情电话却是大事
Jesus Christ. You’re still fucking on that?
我的上帝啊 你还在介怀这个呢?
lt was a 900 number, all right?
那是900专线 好不好?
Some guys use magazines. Other guys go online.
有些人用杂志 有些人上网
I don’t see what the fucking problem is.
我真不明白那到底有什么问题
I guess the fucking problem is that you got caught.
我想最大的问题就是你被抓到了
Oh,Jesus Christ. Don’t be so fucking sanctimonious.
噢 我的上帝 别给我假装圣洁了
You never masturbate?Not in my fucking living room.
你就从来不手淫吗?至少不会在客厅里