It's nice to meet you all.
见到各位很荣幸
There's only two kinds of people in the world.
世界上只有两种人
There's women, and there's men.
女人和男人
Summer Finn was a woman. Summer
是个女人
Height, average. Weight, average.
身高 平均数 体重 平均数
Shoe size, slightly above average.
鞋码 比平均数略小
For all intents and purposes,
从所有的这些看
Summer Finn, just another girl.
Summer 只是普通的女孩
Except she wasn't.
可事实并不是这样
To wit, in 1998,
比如 在1998年
Summer quoted a song by the Scottish band Belle and Sebastian...
Summer 在她的高中毕业纪念册上
in her high school yearbook.
引用了苏格兰贝儿与塞巴斯乐团的一首歌
"Color my life with the chaos of trouble."
" 生命因坎坷而精彩 "
This spike in Michigan sales of their album...
让他们的唱片 " 系着阿拉伯皮带的男孩 "
The Boy with the Arab Strap...
在密歇根大卖
continues to puzzle industry analysts.
一直困扰着产业分析家
Summer's employment at the Daily Freeze during her sophomore year...
Summer 大二的时候在冰淇淋店打工
coincided with an inexplicable 212% increase in revenue.
这家店的收益也莫名其妙的增加了 212%
Every apartment Summer rented...
每次 Summer 租房
was offered at an average rate of 9.2% below market value.
价格都比市场均价低 9.2%
And her round-trip commute to work...
她上下班的路上
averaged 18.4 double takes per day.
平均每天让人回头 18.4 次
It was a rare quality, this "Summer effect."
这是很稀有的现象 " Summer 效应 "
Rare, and yet something every post adolescent male has encountered...
稀有 却是所有青春期的雄性动物遇到过的