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So, you want to come up to my room?
你愿意去我的房间吗
I can't do this.
我做不到
But you make me so hot.
但你让我很兴奋
No, I mean, I can't do this with you.
不 我是说 对你 我做不到
Girls like her don't approach guys like me.
像她那样的女孩从不接近像我这样的男孩
Unless they have
除非她们
deep-seated self-esteem issues
非常自卑
and a serious drinking problem.
而且还酗酒
Just play along, Lucas.
配合一下吧 卢卡斯
This is embarrassing. Why?
这太尴尬了 为什么
Because I don't need to know how to rebuff the advances
因为我不需要知道怎么去回绝
of a genetic splice between Barbie and Shakira.
芭比公主或者夏奇拉的邀请
It's just never gonna happen.
因为这永远不可能发生
The point of this is to be prepared
这只是为了让你在这种情形
for the situation when it does arise--
真的发生时有所准备
Mr. Mazarra, let's look at the facts.
玛兹拉老师 看看我
I have the upper-body strength of screech,
我上身完全没有肌肉
and I spend my weekends playing Wii... alone.
周末我一个人宅在家玩游戏机
I think my virginity is pretty well safeguarded.
我想我会失去处子之身的可能性微乎其微
Both of you, start again.
你们俩 重来
So, you wanna come up to my room?
你愿意去我房间吗
Yes.
是的
