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-Raj：Oh, we should have a plan in case one of us gets lucky.
噢，我们得制定个计划以防万一我们中有谁走桃花运。
-Leonard：Okay, uh, if I get lucky, I'll take her to my stately manner outside Gotham City, and...
好啊，如果我走运的话，我会带她去哥谭市外的豪宅，
if you get lucky, I'll sleep on the moon.
而要是你走运了，我就去睡月亮上。
-Raj：Sounds like a plan.
好想法。

-Raj：I'm telling you, Leonard... video slots...
我跟你说Leonard，这里有游戏屏...
free drinks brought to us by a bosomy barmaid and all you can eat shrimp for$3.95.
丰满的酒吧女递来的免费饮料，还有3.95美元畅吃的大虾。
Disneyland can suck it.
迪斯尼乐园该关门了。
This is the real happiest place on earth.
这才是世上最快乐的地方。
-Leonard：Dude, check it out!
老兄，瞧瞧!
That's laundry for a month!
一个月的洗衣钱!

-Woman：hi
-Raj：Hello.
-Woman：What's your name?
尊姓大名?
-Raj：Rajesh Ramayan Koothrappali
拉杰•罗摩衍那•库撒帕里
-Woman：Hello, Rajesh Ra-- Hi, Rajesh.
你好，拉杰•罗... 嗨 拉杰
I'm Michaela.
我叫麦克拉
-Raj：Hello, Michaela.
你好麦克拉。
-Woman：So, you interested in a little party?
去狂欢你有兴趣吗?
-Raj：Why, yes, I love to party.
当然，我喜欢狂欢。
Party is my middle name.
狂欢是我的中间名，
Or, it would be if it weren't Ramayan.
如果我的中间名不是罗摩衍那的话。
-Leonard：Uh, Raj, can I... can I talk to you for a moment?
呃，拉杰，能不能... 能不能借一步说话?
-Raj：Not now, Leonard. Michaela's inviting me to a party.
现在不行Leonard， 麦克拉邀请我去狂欢呢。
You better call the moon and make sure they have a bed for you.
你最好打电话上月球问问那儿还有没有你的床位。
-Leonard：Yeah. I really need to talk to you.
我真的要和你谈谈。
-Raj：Excuse me. I'll be right back. Don't go anywhere. Don't move.
抱歉，我马上就回来，别走噢，也别动
Just stay the beautiful, unspoiled American flower that you are.
保持你那种美式的含苞待放之美。
What's wrong with you, dude? That woman was all up in my jammy.
老兄，你是怎么了? 那个女人已经和我勾搭上了。
-Leonard：Okay. I hate to break this to you and whatever your "jammy" is,
好，我也不想给你晴天霹雳坏了你的"勾搭"好事。
but I'm pretty sure she's a prostitute.
但我十分肯定她是个妓女。
-Raj：What? No...
什么? 不...
-Leonard：Let me put it this way: In your entire life,
这么说吧，你这辈子
how many gorgeous women have walked straight up to you in a bar and asked if you wanted to party?
有多少漂亮女人会在酒吧里径直走向你，问你要不要出去狂欢?
-Raj：Maybe I can save her.
也许我能感化她。
-Leonard：Maybe, but I'm guessing it'll cost you about $500 an hour to try.
也许吧，但估计你试那一下一个小时得花你500美刀。