-Penny：So you really never had a birthday party?
你真的从来没有过生日派对?
-Leonard：No, but it was okay.
没有，不过没关系。
I mean, when I was little,
在我很小的时候，
I'd think maybe my parents would change their mind
我还想过我父母可能会改变主意，
and surprise me with a party.
开个生日派对给我个惊喜。
Like this one birthday I came home from my cello lesson
就像有一次，正好我生日那天生日，我学大提琴下课回到家，

and I saw a lot of strange cars parked out front.
看到家门前停了很多陌生轿车，
When I got to the door, I could hear people whispering
我进门后听到很多人低声耳语，
and I could smell German chocolate cake,
我还闻到了德式巧克力蛋糕的味道，
which is my favorite.
正是我最喜欢的那种。
-Penny：And?
然后?
-Leonard：It turns out my grandfather had died.
结果是我祖父去世了。
-Penny：Oh, my God. That's terrible.
天哪，太可怜了。
-Leonard：Well, it was kind of like a birthday party.
那差不多也算是一次生日派对了。
I got to see all my cousins, and there was cake, so...
我见到了所有的亲戚还吃到了蛋糕...
-Penny：That's the sadest thing I've ever heard.
这是我听到过最悲惨的事了。