Andy: Can anyone else name a consequence of sex?
Kevin: It feels unbelievable.
Dwight: Kelly will be even worse than Darryl. If you'd have told me this morning that today I'd be creating a monster capable of my own destruction, I'd have thought you were referring to the bull Mose and I are trying to reanimate.
Creed: You ever notice you can only ooze two things? Sexuality and pus. Man, I tell ya.