Kyle: Ha! I knew it!
Stan: Knew what?
Kyle: The reason Chef has been saying those terrible things about us is because he's been brainwashed(洗脑) by this fruity little club!
Cartman: Aw, son of a bitch. (孩子们的思维毕竟天真,现在才明白过来)
Kyle: (after hearing the story of the Super Adventure Club) … Do you realize how retarded(荒谬) that sounds?
Super Adventure Club Leader: Is it any more retarded than the idea of God sending his son to die for our sins? Is it any more retarded than Buddha sitting beneath a tree for twenty years?
Stan: Yeah, it's way, way(两个way强调差距之大) more retarded.
Super Adventure Club Leader: Well, now that you know our club secrets, it appears you … leave us no choice. I'm afraid we're going to have to… ask you to leave.
Stan: We're not leaving without Chef!
Super Adventure Club Leader: If you choose not to leave, then I'm afraid we're just going to have to… call security and make you leave. You'll be let out by security and it will be super-embarrassing and everyone here will see!
Stan: Oh my God, They killed Chef!(想当年,这段台词应该是They killed Kenny!似乎从第8季开始以后Kenny就很少死了,之前几乎每一集Kenny都会莫名其妙地死掉,然后Stan和Kyle会说这段经典的台词。)
Kyle: You bastards! You BASTARDS!
Kyle: We're all here today because Chef has been such an important part of our lives. A lot of us don't agree with the choices Chef has made in the past few days. Some of us feel hurt and confused that he seemed to turn his back on us. But we can't let the events of the last week take away the memories of how much Chef made us smile. I'm gonna remember Chef as the jolly(乐呵呵) old guy who always broke into song. I'm gonna remember Chef as the guy who gave us advice to live by. So you see, we shouldn't be mad at Chef for leaving us. We should be mad at that little fruity club for scrambling his brains. (葬礼上对大厨一生的中肯的评价)
Super Adventure Club Leader: Chef... Can you hear me? Say something
Darth Chef: Hello there children, How'd you like some Salisbury steak(索尔斯博利牛肉饼,一种用碎牛肉和鸡蛋、面包屑等混合裹成的肉饼)?
Super Adventure Club Leader: Yes go on!
Darth Chef: And for dessert, How would you children like to suck on my chocolate salty balls?
Super Adventure Club Leader: (impersonating a child) Oh you mean like a chocolate candy?
Darth Chef: No I mean my balls(现在大家知道Ball这个词不能乱用了吧!以后最好说清楚是basketball还是baseball等等).
Super Adventure Club Leader: Yes YEEEEEEEEESSSSS hahahaha!