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[开心一笑] 寻找伴侣 Looking For A Companion
Looking for a companionA bachelor asked the computer to find him the perfect mate: "I want a companion who is small and cute, loves water sports and enjoys group activities. "Back came the
2012-05-10 编辑：Jasmine
[开心一笑] 闷骚狗与腹黑猫的生活笔记
Excerpts from a Dog's Diary....摘自一只狗的生活日记……8:00 am - Dog food! My favourite thing!上午8点-狗粮！我的最爱！9:30 am - A car ride! My favourite thing!上午9点30分-兜风！我的最爱！9:40
2012-05-07 编辑：Jasmine
[开心一笑] 开心一笑:他真是一个大人物
He is really somebody! " My uncle has 1000 men under him.""He is really somebody. What does he do?""A maintenance man in a cemetery. "他真是一个大人物！“我叔叔下面有100
2012-05-04 编辑：Jasmine
[开心一笑] One Engine Left 只剩一个引擎
A 747 was halfway across the Atlantic when the captain got on the loud speaker, "Attention, passengers. We have lost one of our engines, but we can certainly reach London with the three we have
2012-04-27 编辑：Jasmine
[开心一笑] 开心一笑:小学生的逻辑推理
A fourth-grade teacher was giving her pupils a lesson on logic."Here is the situation," she said. "a man is standing up in a boat in the middle of a river, fishing. He loses his balanc
2012-04-26 编辑：Jasmine
[开心一笑] 开心一笑:睡前祷告 bedtime prayer
Julie was saying her bedtime prayers. "Please God," she said, "Make Naples the capital of Italy. Make Naples the capital of Italy."朱莉叶在做睡前祷告。“祷告上帝，”她说，“让那不
2012-04-25 编辑：Jasmine
[开心一笑] 开心一笑:不能回答的问题
This story is told of a browbeating counsel，who habitually endeavored to terrorize his opponent's witnesses.这个故事讲的是一个咄咄逼人的辩护律师，他惯于尽量去恐吓对方的证人。One witness rath
2012-04-24 编辑：Jasmine
[开心一笑] 开心一笑:十大经典店铺口号
1.Outside a muffler shop:
2012-04-23 编辑：Jasmine
[他她话题] 开心一笑:吝啬鬼的聚会 The Mean Man's Party
The Mean Mans PartyThe notorious cheap skate finally decided to have a party. Explaining to a friend how to find his apartment, he said, "Come up to the fifth floor and ring the doorbell with yo
2012-04-17 编辑：Jasmine