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[开心一笑] 开心一笑:准确数字 An Exact Number
A tourist was visiting New Mexico and was amazed at the dinosaur bones lying about.2012-05-31 编辑:Jasmine
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[开心一笑] 开心一笑:你是怎么引起洪水的?
A lawyer and an engineer were fishing in the Caribbean. The lawyer said, "I'm here because my house burned down, and the insurance company paid for everything."一个律师与一个工程师在2012-05-30 编辑:Jasmine
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[开心一笑] 开心一笑:婚姻就是这么一回事
This is marriage all aboutMy wife-to-be and I were at the county clerk's office for our marriage license. After recording the vital information — names, dates of birth, etc. — the clerk han2012-05-29 编辑:Jasmine
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[开心一笑] 开心一笑:一封感谢信 A Thank-you Note
Once I received a thank-you note from a friend whom I had helped. In the envelope were five lottery tickets that had been scratched, revealing the numbers."Thank you very much for your help,&quo2012-05-24 编辑:Jasmine
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[开心一笑] 开心一笑:失物招领广告一则 An Ad
After a beautiful purebred puppy wandered onto our back porch and made himself at home, my husband composed an ad for the "Lost and found" column of the local newspaper. It read: "A pu2012-05-23 编辑:Jasmine
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[开心一笑] 开心一笑:女儿的音乐课是一笔财富
Jack: My daughter's music lessons are a fortune to me.John: How is that?Jack: They enabled me to buy the neighbor's houses at half price. 杰克:我女儿的音乐课对我来说就是一笔财富呀。约2012-05-22 编辑:Jasmine
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[开心一笑] 开心一笑:我的爸爸更加强壮!
Will and Bill were quarrelling about whose father was the stronger man.威尔和比尔在为谁的父亲更强壮而争吵。Will said, "Well, you know the Pacific Ocean ? My father's the one who dug the2012-05-21 编辑:Jasmine
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[开心一笑] 开心一笑:上帝的一秒钟与一百万
A man goes to church and starts talking to God.He says: "God, what is a million dollars to you?" and God says: "A penny".Then the man says: "God, what is a million years to y2012-05-15 编辑:Jasmine
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[时事新闻] 开心一笑:生孩子与工作的巧合
Four best friends met at the hospital since their wives were giving births to their babies.The nurse comes up to the first man and says, "Congratulations, you got twins."The man said "2012-05-14 编辑:Jasmine