Women, we reckon, can be weirdly jealous. We don’t mean the sort of justifiable jealousy that comes with finding out you’ve been contacting your ex on Facebook. We mean the sort of jealousy that makes Scarlett Johansson or Lady GaGa a threat just because you mention they look nice in a photo.“So what - exactly - does she have that I don’t?” is one deeply irritating response (and don't even think about replying truthfully). Even worse is the moment, three weeks later - with your original transgression all but forgotten (you thought) - when she points to a picture in a tabloid and says something like: “Not looking too good without her makeup, is she? You know, your favourite woman.”
我们猜想女性是很喜欢吃醋的,当然不是讲那种你和前女友网聊,让现女友擒个正着的那种吃醋 。我们的意思是,吃飞醋,就因为你对她讲雷迪嘎嘎或是嘉斯丽看起来不错 。“那你说说,到底什么是她有而我不具备的 。”她这么雷人地回答你 。(你千万别想着姚老师回答这样的问题)然后时态在三周后变得更糟糕:你以为事情就这样慢慢平息了,慢慢也把这事给忘了 。她却拿了她们的海报然后指着对你说“她要不化妆就不行了,是吧?你知道的,她是你最爱的女人嘛 。”