英语幽默小笑话:Goldfish 金鱼

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Stan: I won 92 goldfish.

斯丹：我赢了 92 条金鱼。

Fred: Where are you going to keep them?

弗雷德：你想在哪儿养它们？

Stan: In the bathroom.

斯丹：浴室。

Fred: But what will you do when you want to take a bath?

弗雷德：但是你想洗澡时怎么办？

Stan: Blindfold（蒙眼睛） them!

斯丹：蒙住它们的眼睛！

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