A guy was driving when a policeman pulled him over. He rolled down his window and said to the officer, "Is there a problem, Officer?"

"No problem at all. I just observed your safe driving and am pleased to award you a $5,000 Safe Driver Award. Congratulations. What do you think you're going to do with the money?"

He thought for a minute and said, "Well, I guess I'll go get that drivers' license."

The lady sitting in the passenger seat said to the policeman, "Oh, don't pay attention to him — he's a smartass when he's drunk and stoned."

The guy from the back seat said, "I told you guys we wouldn't get far in a stolen car!"

At that moment, there was a knock from the trunk and a muffled voice said, "Are we over the border yet?"

一个家伙开车的时候警察追了上来。这个家伙摇开窗户问警察：“怎么了，警官？”

“没事，我观察到了你的安全驾驶技术，很高兴你获得了价值5000美元的安全驾驶奖。祝贺你！你认为你要拿这笔钱去做什么？”

他想了一会说“哦，我觉得，我应该去考驾照”。

坐在副驾驶位的女士说"别在意他说的，他喝醉了酒说胡话呢.

“后面座位的家伙说”我告诉你，偷来的车我们走不远的。”

此时，行李箱出现了敲击声并传出一个模糊不清的声音：“我们穿过了边境了吗？”