Question 2: Do you love me?
The proper response is: “YES!” or, if you feel a more detailed answer is in order, “Yes, dear.”
Inappropriate responses include:
a. Oh Yeah, shit loads.
b. Would it make you feel better if I said yes?
c. That depends on what you mean by love.
d. Does it matter?
e. Who, me?
问题二:你爱我吗?
比较合适的回答是:“爱!”或者,如果你觉得可以再具体一些的话,可以说:“亲爱的,爱你。”
其他回答各种囧:
a.欧,当然爱啦,爱死了。
b.我说爱你的话,你会开心点吗?
c.要看你怎么定义“爱”了。
d.我爱不爱你很重要吗?
e.你问谁?我吗?