1、嫁给埃菲尔铁塔
Erika La Tour Eiffel, 37, a former soldier who lives in San Francisco, has been in love with objects before. Her first infatuation was with Lance, a bow that helped her to become a world-class archer, she is fond of the Berlin Wall and she claims to have a physical relationship with a piece of fence she keeps in her bedroom. But it is the Eiffel Tower she has pledged to love, honour and obey in an intimate ceremony attended by a handful of friends. She has changed her name legally to reflect the bond.
Erika La Tour Eiffel(译注:OMG,冠的夫姓居然是埃菲尔铁塔- -)是旧金山的退役女兵,她在跟埃菲尔铁塔结婚前,她曾有过爱上“物体”的经历,她最初的恋物经历是爱上了一把帮助她成为世界级射手的鱼叉,她也喜欢柏林墙,声称曾与一片珍藏在她卧室的柏林墙碎片发生了亲密关系。但是最终,她选择在亲朋好友们的见证下跟埃菲尔铁塔结婚,并宣誓要爱它、尊重它、服从它,为此,她合法地冠了夫姓,埃菲尔铁塔。