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1.Women need to cry, and they won't do it alone unless they know you can hear them.
女人需要哭泣，并且只有在你能听到时才哭。
2.Women especially love a bargain.
女人特别喜欢便宜货。
3.Women love to shop. It is the only area of the world where they feel like they're actually in control.
女人喜欢购物，她们觉得那是她们在这个世界上能控制的惟一领域。
4.Women will always ask questions that have no center answers,in an effort to trap you in feeling guilty.
女人总是问一些没有正确答案的问题，她们想使你有犯罪感。
5.Women love to talk. Silence intimidates them and they feel an eed to fill it, even if they have nothing to say.
女人喜欢交谈。沉默使她们不安，她们需要用交谈打破沉默，即使她们没什么可说的。
6.Women need to feel like there are people worse off than they are.
女人需要感觉到别人不如她们。
7.Women hate bugs. Even the strong-willed ones need a man around when there's a spider or a wasp involved.
女人讨厌虫子。当看到一只蜘蛛或黄蜂时，即使意志力很强的女人也需要一个男人在身旁。
8.Women can't keep secrets.
女人不能保守秘密。
9.Women always go to public rest rooms in groups. It gives them a chance to gossip.
女人经常结伴去公共卫生间，这是她们闲谈的好机会。
10.Women can't refuse to answer a ringing phone, no matter whats she's doing.
女人不会拒绝接听任何来电。电话铃一响，不论正在做什么，她都会去接电话。
11.Women never understand why men love toys. Men understand that they wouldn't need toys if women had an"on/off"switch.
女人永远不会明白男人为什么喜欢玩具。男人认为，如果女人有开关，他们就不再需要玩具了。
12.Women think all beer is the same.
女人觉得所有品牌的啤酒都是一个味儿。
13.Women keep three different shampoos in the shower. After a woman showers, the bathroom will smell like a tropical rainforest.
通常，女人的浴室里总放着3种不同的洗发香波。她们沐浴后，浴室就散发着热带雨林的味道。
14.Women don't understand the appeal of sports. Men seek entertainment that allows them to escape reality. Women seek entertainment that reminds them of how horrible things could be.
女人不能领略体育节目的魅力。男人从那些能让他们逃离现实的东西中寻找娱乐，女人则从那些能提醒她们现实有多糟糕的东西中寻找娱乐。
15. If a man goes on a seven-day trip, he'll pack five days worth of clothes and will wear some things twice; if a woman goes on a seven-day trip she'll pack 21 outfits because she doesn't know what she'll feel like wearing each day.
如果一个男人要出门7天，他会带够5天穿的衣服，并且会将一些衣物穿两次。如果一个女人要出门7天，她会带够21天穿的衣服，因为她不知道自己每天喜欢穿什么。
16.Women brush their hair before bed.
女人在睡觉前梳头。
