Thank you so much.Some good dancers out here today,and some excellent singing going on,you sang almost that entire song.
谢谢你们 今天现场有些很棒的舞者 还有一些极棒的歌手 你们几乎唱完了一整首歌
People who have turned their chairs around if you were on the right side.
把椅子转了圈的人 检查下你的方向是不是对的
All right we have addressed swimsuit issue,let's talk about topless man.
既然咱们已经聊过了女式泳装 接下来就聊聊半裸的男人
A couple of weeks ago,I announced a contest where I will be sending my gardener, Nick,
几周前 我组织了一个比赛 我把我的园丁尼克
to different cities and you would have to find him.
送去不同的城市 然后让大家找到他
It's called "Nick in Your Garden".
这比赛叫"尼克在你花园里"
And I mentioned it a while ago.
我之前也提到过
we sent him out but then we couldn't find him.
我们送他出去了 但我们找不到他了
Unfortunately I think I chose a bad location to start.
非常不幸 我没选对开始的地方
He went to Boston. It's cold there.
他去了波士顿 那里很冷
Look what happened.Oh no. God. Not even any bushes.
看看发生了什么 天啊 连点灌木丛都没有
It's like he doesn't even know how to gardening or something.
貌似他不知道 该怎么修理花花草草了
So we're gonna thaw Nick out,we're gonna send him to another city.
我打算把尼克解冻 然后送他去另一个城市
If you find him,take a picture with him and you could win a trip to the show.
如果你找到他了 跟他合个影 你就有机会来艾伦秀现场
And now let's talk about what everybody is talking about.
现在我们来聊聊最近的大热话题
"50 Shades of Grey".Who seen "50 Shades of Grey"?
"五十度灰" 有谁看了"五十度灰"吗