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He Said--She Said
他说——她说
He said... Do you love me just because my father left me a fortune?
他说……你爱我只是因为我爸爸留给我一大笔钱吗？
She said... Not at all honey, I would love you no matter who left you the money.
她说……绝对不是的，不管是谁留给你的那些钱，我都爱你。
He said... This coffee isn't fit for a pig!
他说……这咖啡给猪喝都不行！
She said... No problem, I'll get you some that is.
她说……没问题，我去给你拿一杯可以给猪喝的。
She said... What do you mean by coming home half drunk?
她说……你喝个半醉回来是什么意思？
He said... It's not my fault... I ran out of money.
他说……这不是我的错，我没钱再喝了。
He said... Why do you women always try to impress us with your looks, not with your brains?
他说……为什么你们女人总是用外表而不是思想来吸引我们呢？
She said... Because there is a bigger chance that a man is a moron than he is blind.
她说……因为男人是傻瓜的几率要比是瞎子的几率高得多。
He said... What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you?
他说……我给你的家用钱都干什么了？
She said... Turn sideways and look in the mirror.
她说……逛街照镜子。
He said... Let's go out and have some fun tonight.
他说……今晚我们出去玩玩。
She said... Okay, but if you get home before I do, leave the hallway light on.
她说……好吧，如果你先回家，帮我把过道的灯开着。
