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You Don't Know Who I Am
你不认识我
One professor had a strict policy that the hourly examinations were done at the bell and anyone who kept writing on their exam paper after the bell would take a zero on the exam.
一个老师对于考试时间的要求极为严格，他规定铃响之后还在写的学生的考试成绩为零分。
Well, one guy kept writing on his exam paper for a while after the bell and then confidently strode up to turn it in.
可是，就有一个人在铃响后又继续写了一会儿，然后才自信地大踏步走上前来交卷。
The professor looked at him and said, "Don't bother to hand that paper in. You get a zero for continuing after the bell."
老师看着他说：“不用麻烦你来交卷了，铃响后你还没有停笔，你将为此得零分。”
The guy looked at him and said, "Professor, do you know who I am!!"
那学生看着他说：“老师，你知道我是谁吗！！”
The professor replied, "No, and I don't care if your dad is president of the United States... you get a zero on the exam."
老师答道：“不，我不在乎你爸爸是美国总统还是什么……总之，这门考试你要得零分。”
The guy, with a enraged look on his face, shouted, "You mean you have no idea who I am???"
那学生带着一脸愤怒的神情大叫道：“你是说你不认得我吗？？？”
The professor responded, "No, I've no idea who you think you are."
老师说：“不，我不知道你认为自己是谁。”
With that, the guy said, "good," plunged his exam into the middle of the stack of other student's exams, and did a hasty retreat from the examination room!!!
听了这话，那学生说：“很好。”接着用力地把自己的卷子插到一堆试卷中，然后迅速地从教室跑掉了！！！
