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More cake. How do you like that cake?
更多的蛋糕，你觉得这个蛋糕怎样？
Hey, you.
喂
I’m going to bed.
我去床上睡了
Ernie, 53 comments on my lobster blog.
Ernie ，龙虾文上有了53条留言
Shut up.
闭嘴
- Julie Powell. - This the person I speak to
- Julie Powell - 你是那个如果我有问题
if I got a problem?
就可以向你求助的人吗？
Yes, sir. What is your problem?
是的，先生，你有什么问题？
Too much food, not enough sex.
吃得太多， 做爱太少
Eric, that’s not funny.
Eric，这不好笑
I thought it was pretty funny.
我觉的它很好笑
Okay, it was.
好吧，它好笑
- Hey, guess what? - What?
- 嘿，猜一下发生了什么？ - 什么？
You are the third most popular blog on salon. com.
在Salon网上你博客的受欢迎程度排行第三
- I am? - Yes, you are.
- 我么？ - 是的，就是你
I am!
真的是我！
So I figure for every one who writes in,
我想有一个人回复的同时
there are, I don’t know, hundreds that don’t. Don’t you think?
也许还有上百人看帖不回，你觉得呢？
It’s like there’s this whole group of people who are sort of connected to me.
就像这群人在某种程度上和我有着联系
They need me in some way.
他们需要我
Like, if I didn’t write, they would really be upset.
就好像，如果我不写了 他们就会郁闷
They’d probably take, like, poison, try to kill themselves.
他们很有可能就会服毒自杀
