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You can never tell about a person’s sex life by looking at them.
单凭双眼，你永远看不出一个人的性生活
They were so in love.
他们爱得那么深
Hot sauce from a reader.
读者寄来的辣酱
And today I had 12 comments from readers, and I didn’t know any of them.
而今天我收到了读者的12条留言 我却一个都不认识
Thanks to all my faithful readers for this loot.
感谢我所有的忠实读者 还有你们寄来的礼物
I have now completed 65 recipes in 47 days.
在47天内我已经炮制了65道菜
On track with 103 recipes in just over two months.
59天过去了，还剩437道菜 仅两个月我就试了103分菜谱
Looks like a cupcake.
这看上去像杯型蛋糕
Lobster thermidor is coming up,
奶油龙虾即将登场
and I am going to have to murder and dismember a crustacean.
我准备去谋杀一只龙虾 然后将它分尸
How will I ever do this?
我该怎么做呢？
Last night our sleep machine, the one we have by our bed
昨晚，我们放在床头的睡眠机
to drown out the noise of freight trucks rumbling past our apartment,
用来掩盖路过楼下的货车经过的声音 那闹哄哄的机器
was speaking to me. And it was saying,
它对我说话了，它说
"Lobster killer.
龙虾杀手
"Lobster killer, lobster killer, lobster killer."
龙虾杀手 龙虾杀手 龙虾杀手
One of my readers said that if you put lobsters in the freezer,
一个读者说，如果你把龙虾放进冰箱
it sort of numbs them.
可以让他们麻痹
Then I got another comment that said, "Man up, kill the damn lobster.
然后另外一条留言说 爷们点，杀了那龙虾
"Just take a knife and do it."
不过是手起刀落而已
