Language Points
1. 爱狗者: We love all dogs equally.
2. 养狗者: All dogs are great,but yours is absolutely, 100% the greatest dog who ever doggee.
3. 爱狗者: You get to sleep through the night uninterrupted dreaming sweet puppy dreams.
4. 养狗者: You very own furry, four-legged alarm wakes you up...... whenever they feel like.
5. 爱狗者: Any movie where a dog dies will leave you in tears.
6. 养狗者: You must protect your poor pup from this heartbreak.
7. 爱狗者: You happily pet a dog and then move along.
8. 养狗者: You love all dogs equally.