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Dan: So, tell me. What… what exactly happened with you and man-bangs?
Vanessa: He is prettier than me, but that wasn’t the problem.
Dan: And so what was it then? The, uh, the whole perpetually stoned, brooding guy thing?
Vanessa: I actually enjoyed the quiet. It was a nice change of pace from you.
Dan: Was it his past with Serena?
Vanessa: No. That’s just your issue.
Dan: It must’ve been, uh, the … the different worlds thing, right? One of you is always feeling like a fish out of water?
Vanessa: I know exactly what you’re doing. Ask me enough questions about Nate, and I won’t ask you about Serena.
Dan: Best offense is always a strong defense. I, um … I’m not ready to talk about it, her.
Vanessa: Good. Then maybe it’ll be quiet for 30 seconds.
Dan: No,no, no, no, no. You’d better get used to it, Abrams. Welcome to the summer of Dan Humphrey, babblin’ at your ass 24/7, from dusk till dawn. Come Labor Day, you’re gonna be so sick of me.
Vanessa: It’s been 13 years, and I’m still not sick of you.
Dan: Oh, not for lack of trying.