(Mary tears open the package)
Mary: My Buddha!! It's beautiful! But I thought you were afraid?
Joe: Actually, I was watching your auction all along. I saw you drop out at $250.
Mary: You sneak!
Joe: I watched Buddha buyer go up to $315. I waited until the very last minute and then I jumped in at $325! I sniped him!
Mary: But that's a lot of money! Honey!