Benjamin: Hello, I'd like to subscribe to a magazine.
Postal clerk: What magazine do you want to subscribe for?
Benjamin: Fitness Consultant.
Postal clerk: OK, Fitness Consultant. How many subscriptions do you want?
Benjamin: Only one, please.
Postal clerk: How long do you want the subscription for?
Benjamin: For six months, please.
Postal clerk: Your name, please?
Benjamin: Shirley, that's my wife's name. I subscribe to this magazine for her.
Postal clerk: I see. Please put your address here then.
Benjamin: OK. How much is the subscription?
Postal clerk: 650 Yuan.
Benjamin: 650 Yuan! You must be kidding! I can subscribe for evening newspapers for ten years with that much!