Daniel: Dad, when will we get there?
Dad: Won't take much longer now.
Daniel: Mommy, can I ask you something?
Mom: Yes, please!
Daniel: Do you think our food is enough?
Mom: Yeah?
Daniel: I mean there is a McDonald's right over there.
Mom: Hold on, I know where this is going.
Daniel: Come on, just some cheeseburgers.
(Dad can't do anything but drive the car to the McDonald's sale window.)
Attendant: Can I help you?
Dad: 3 double cheeseburgers to go, please!
Attendant: All right. Would you care for a cup of coffee?
Dad: No, thanks. I've got what I want.