你也许见识过各种小资小清新的签名档，各种英语美文佳句，但是你注意到了吗？通常情况下，双语版的英文都极其不靠谱：

● 我喜欢淡淡地思念一个人。I like the subtle longing for a friend.

吐槽：subtle longing？？微妙的渴望…… 瞬间变味了……

更正：I like it when I'm a bit missing someone.

● 走的最急的是最美的景色，伤的最深的是最真的感情。The most urgent is to take the most beautiful scenery, the deepest wound was the most real emotions.

吐槽：这是机翻是机翻是机翻是机翻吧！！

更正：The most beautiful sight disappears the soonest, and real love hurts the most.

● 世上最美的，莫过于从泪水中挣脱出来的那个微笑。Here's nothing more beautiful than a smile that struggles through tears.

吐槽：struggle through tears 要不要如此贴合中文字面啊 = =|||| 微笑一下是有多纠结需要struggle，来跟我读：固定词组：a smile through tears 含泪而笑。

更正：Here's nothing more beautiful than a smile through tears.

● 每个嘴里说不想恋爱的人，心里都装着一个无法拥有的人。 Everyone of the people who says she or he does'n want to be in love . There must be someone without possibility in their hearts.

吐槽：someone without possibility？你爱的是一个没救的人了……

更正：Whoever says they don't want to be in love must have someone in their heart that they cannot possess. （注：英文版来自大山的更正——相声演员大山，大家都熟哦。）

● 觉得自己做得到和做不到，其实只在一念之间。Actually it is just in an idea when feel oneself can achieve and cannot achieve.

吐槽：我不想吐槽这语法混乱的句子……

更正：You can do anything as long as you believe so.

● 想不通的时候，试试倒过来想吧。Think impassability, try to upside down.

吐槽：这句就没有一个词是对的……而且原句本来就很简单啊，需不需要错得这么离谱……

更正：If you can't figure out something, try think of it another way around.

　　你也许更加见过那些“哲理句子”，被无数人转载引用，但是就不曾有人对其英文提出过质疑。小编在这篇揭露文面世之后很长很长一段时间内，仍然看到有无数人在转载这些个“墙上训言”，这件事告诉我们：在阅读一些双语美文、佳句的时候，注意力请先放在英文部分，因为讲不定那就是硬生生从中文直译过去的东西，哪里谈得上是“美文佳句”？翻译得好的，有很多，这些值得我们背诵学习；但翻译得毫不负责任的，就需要我们擦亮双眼去挑错！