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办公室英语:让同事抓狂的招数之二

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21. Leave an open can of tuna in their desk
在他们桌上放一只开了封的金枪鱼罐头

22. Make a screenshot of their desktop and use it as their screensaver
把他们的电脑桌面截成一张图,然后把这张图设成屏保

23. Turn up the contrast on their monitor
把他们显示器的对比度调高

24. Talk in a funny accent
用可笑的口音说话

25. Use goofy event sounds for your programs
给你的电脑程序选用滑稽的事件提示音

26. Chant, “Yeay, I got mail!” every time you get a new email
每次收到新邮件的时候高唱“yeay,我收到了邮件”

27. Print out a phony pink slip and leave it in their mailbox
打印一张假解聘通知书放到他们的信箱里

28. Send flowers from one co-worker to another
借某同事之名送花给另一同事

29. Start your car remotely when someone walk by it
有人经过的你的车时,用遥控器(远远的就)把你的车发动起来

30. Insist on people to have a great morning
坚决要求人们应该有一个美好的早晨

31. Leave hole punches all over
随处乱放打孔器

32. Leave your lunch garbage in other people’s cans
把你午餐过后的垃圾放进别人的罐头

33. After each sip give a refreshing, “Ahhh”
每啜一口都来一句惬意的“啊……”

34. Put salt on someone’s mouse pad
在别人的鼠标垫上撒盐

35. Set a password on someone’s screensaver
给别人的屏保设置密码

36. Carry on a conversation with someone two cubes down
坚持和两个隔间之外的人对话

37. Smirk when a co-worker walks by
在一个同事经过的时候傻笑

38. Eat half of someone's lunch
把别人的午餐吃掉一半

39. Swap co-worker's chairs
调换同事的椅子

40. Fake stomach flu during a meeting and need to abruptly leave three or four times
开会的时候假装急性肠胃炎,突然地离开三四次



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