Synonym=Bad Language
One day a ten-year-old child asked his mother, "Mom, what is a synonym?"
"What? You even don't know what a synonym is? How foolish you are. When I describe you as foolish, I mean you're silly, stupid. Now you know what a synonym is ?"
"Yes, a synonym is using bad language." The child concluded.
同义词=骂人
一天, 一个10岁的孩子问母亲:"妈,什么是同义词?"
"你说什么?竟然连同义词都不懂!真是个笨蛋。我说你是个笨蛋,就是说你是个傻瓜,是个蠢货。你现在明白同义词的意思了吗?"
"明白了。同义词就是骂人。"