To Go to Heaven
Sunday School teacher: Hands up all those who want to go to Heaven?
… What about you, Terry? You haven't got your hand up, don't you want to go to Heaven?
Terry: I can't, My mum told me to go straight home.
去天堂
主日学校的教员:想去天堂的人举起手来。……你呢,特里?你还没举 手呢,特里,难道你不想去天堂吗?
特里:我去不了,因为妈妈让我一放学就回家。