No Need to Quack About That!
(Originally in English)
There was a herd of cows in the field, and two of the
cows were talking together. Cow A said to Cow B,
"Wow, it really makes me worry, all this mad cow
disease news going on. I don't know if we are safe,
if it's already here and if we're OK or not.
Do you know of any sign, to know if we get
mad cow disease?" And the other cow said,
"I have no idea, really, but I think it's still
far away, no?" So the third cow nearby,
Cow C, chipped in and said,
"Oh, that shouldn't worry us ducks, you know!"

狂牛症征兆
草地上有一群牛，其中有两只在聊天。甲牛对乙牛说：
「哇，最近有关狂牛症的新闻不断传出，我真担心哪！
不知道我们是否安全？会不会已经蔓延到这里来了？
要不要紧？你知道我们可以透过什么症状来判断自己
是否染病吗？」 另一只牛说：「我对这方面真的毫无概念，
不过我认为那离我们还很远，不是吗？」
一旁的丙牛插进来说：「噢，我们鸭子应该不用担心那个吧！」