Grandma's Busy Home
(Originally in English)
There was a man who came to his friend's house to pick up
a little child for preschool, and he saw an elderly woman
hugging the child before they left the house. So, the man
said, "Who's that?" and the child responded, "It's my
grandmother. She came to visit us for Christmas." Then the
man said, "Oh, that's very nice. Where does your grandmother
live?" and the child replied, "She lives at the airport." And so
the man asked, "How come?" The child answered, "Every time
she says she wants to see us, we go there and pick her up!"

祖母的家
　　有个人到朋友家里接小孩上托儿所，离开时他看到一位老太太
拥抱这个小孩，就问小孩说：「她是谁？」小孩回答：「她是我祖母，
来我们家过圣诞节。」那个人说：「喔！那很好。你祖母住哪里呢？」
小孩回答：「她住在机场。」那个人说：「怎么会呢？」小孩回答：
「每次祖母来的时候，我们都是到机场接她的啊！」