A Good Alibi
An opera singer who was married asked her husband,
"Why do you always go out onto the balcony whenever
I sing? Don't you like my singing?"
So the husband said, "No, no. I just go out so that all
the neighbors can see that I'm not beating you."
不在场证明
一位歌剧演唱家问她丈夫:「为什么每次我唱歌的时候,
你总是跑到阳台去呢?你不喜欢我的歌声吗?」丈夫回答:
「不!不!我出去只是为了让邻居知道我并没有在打你。」